Red Light district lighting

Grandmaster Fap! · 4 Jan 2011 at 23:01

Wait...what? i accidentally....what is this i dont even.....son i am disappoint?.....

......... :eek:

Xordium · 4 Jan 2011 at 23:16

Ahleckz said:
Can we have a picture of you? I'm intrigued as to what a male hooker looks like.

Why exactly?

hurfdurf · 4 Jan 2011 at 23:27

Ahleckz said:
Can we have a picture of you? I'm intrigued as to what a male hooker looks like.

If your female, pay the asking price and you can get pretty much what ever you want. Of course this account is anonymous, I don't want my reputation ruined or criminal charges being bought against me!

Jonny ///M · 4 Jan 2011 at 23:28

Best way to bang them is not in your house

That way if you boost you can't be traced! It's when strippers from seventh heaven recognise you it become a problem

Fuzz · 5 Jan 2011 at 00:05

I AM NOT A SHOP..

Oh wait, I left the light on..

Cosimo · 5 Jan 2011 at 00:08

Ahleckz said:
Can we have a picture of you? I'm intrigued as to what a male hooker looks like.

Just like any other male, well maybe not.

G-MAN2004 · 5 Jan 2011 at 00:09

Pav89 said:
Please explain what you have achieved that your dad is so proud of.

Being a male ****. Wouldn't you be proud? :confused:

Clum · 5 Jan 2011 at 00:40

I'll have to hold my hands up to occasionally putting in a red light bulb and pretending I'm in a submarine.

Efour · 5 Jan 2011 at 01:03

Clum said:
I'll have to hold my hands up to occasionally putting in a red light bulb and pretending I'm in a submarine.

i do it in the bathroom, turn the shower on and scream ALARM in a German accent, its better if you dont shave for a week or 2.

chriscubed · 5 Jan 2011 at 01:06

hurfdurf said:
pay the asking price

Which is?

PermaChanged · 5 Jan 2011 at 01:12

Do you have any tatoos hurfdurf?

Jono8 · 5 Jan 2011 at 01:22

Do you get to claim back the VAT on those lamps and beauty products?

Begbie · 5 Jan 2011 at 07:43

I want to be a male hooker :/

Cosimo · 5 Jan 2011 at 08:37

Begbie said:
I want to be a male hooker :/

Stick an ad in the corner shop and tell us how it goes.

Jumblejug · 5 Jan 2011 at 10:25

How did you end up working as a gigolo?

Mark M · 5 Jan 2011 at 10:59

Get yourself some of these and you can change colour depending on mood with the remote or even have them colour changing automatically.

Doodlebug12 · 5 Jan 2011 at 12:46

MEGA LOLZZZ at this massive troll. Really don't believe women would ever pay for sex, at least, not enough for someone to earn a living from it.

For the simple reason that, if a woman wants a no-strings shag, it's pretty easy for them to get it without having to pay for it.

Vita · 5 Jan 2011 at 12:56

Just read this thread now.

So let me get this straight, hurfdurf sells himself to; women and men?

Pav89 · 5 Jan 2011 at 13:00

Vita said:
Just read this thread now.

So let me get this straight, hurfdurf sells himself to; women and men?

Why, are you interested because you now have a lot of spare money from your insurance?

Pestilence · 5 Jan 2011 at 13:32

Doodlebug12 said:
MEGA LOLZZZ at this massive troll. Really don't believe women would ever pay for sex, at least, not enough for someone to earn a living from it.

For the simple reason that, if a woman wants a no-strings shag, it's pretty easy for them to get it without having to pay for it.

Women will pay for it just as easily as men. Hence the existence of male escorts and gigolos.