But he's got a pen... are you questioning his scholarly credentials?
Life gives you cancer.
Including the oxygen you breath. Everything will get you eventually, best not to worry.
Don't worry everyone with a car that requires petrol or diesel goes over both there 30 minute and 8 hour exposure limit of a highly carcinogenic substance every time they fill up.
But no one seems to care very much
Wait I'm not supposed to sniff the petrol fumes?
That's the best bit!
Too much red meat gives me gout. No joke true story mate