Relationship question :(

[Dj_Jestar]

my misses is up the "beef curtains" lolz

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[Narj]

chuff = beef curtains = pasty = front bum = fanny = clunge = vag.

Everyone I know takes "chuff" to mean "chocolate starfish".

 

[Jumblejug]

I thought 'chuffing' meant the same as masterbating :O

 

[Delvis]

I didn't even bother with Valentines day last year =/

Hell..I cant even remember what day it is!

 

[LiE]

Quite enjoy Valentines day. Nice meal and plenty o' lovin.

 

[neil3k]

isnt the chuff the bum ?

 

[Dj_Jestar]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chuff

 

[Mat]

I got suspended for linking there...

 

[twist3d0n3]

either way it was a fail, i meant to write chute, not chuff...

stupid brain

 

[Sp00n]

UD is incorrect, I have never associated chuff with a hairy front bum.

 

[HAz]

u dirty boys

 

[Dj_Jestar]

UD is incorrect, I have never associated chuff with a hairy front bum.

You WRONGUN. Chute = rear (poop chute); chuff = front (aka muff).

Chuff like a wizard's sleeve.

 

[Sp00n]

Telling me I'm wrong doesn't change the fact that I have never associated chuff with muff

 

[twist3d0n3]

Telling me I'm wrong doesn't change the fact that I have never associated chuff with muff

Location: Brighton

 

[Dj_Jestar]

 

[Sp00n]

 

[LordSplodge]

sounds like he's speaking chav, it's up the "duff" not up the "chuff" unless it's new teenage slang.

I'm still non the wiser and he hasn't come back to explain it in English

 

[LordSplodge]

either way it was a fail, i meant to write chute, not chuff...

stupid brain

So according to your post. If you don't like having anal sex with a woman you are gay?

That still has no relevance to my post where I implied it was the other way round. Hence getting anal sex from a woman with a false member.