Relationship question :(

Vonhelmet · 3 Feb 2011 at 13:35

simulatorman said:
You have to bribe your wife for it?

Nah, but I'd be hacked off it that were the one night she decided she wasn't in the mood.

Zatoichi.uK · 3 Feb 2011 at 13:43

Me: Would you like to play the rape game?

Her: No.

Me: That's the spirit.

Morba · 3 Feb 2011 at 14:27

Theophany said:
git'r duuuun

What?

Sp00n · 3 Feb 2011 at 14:29

Morba said:
What?

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showpost.php?p=18381565&postcount=18

unKn0wn · 3 Feb 2011 at 14:37

Pestilence said:
Yeah, screaming "CATCH THE RAPING *******!!!!!!"

Not at all. They're screaming. Where's my money, my car keys, my TV, my sofa etc etc etc.

I love Valentines day.

Casdawer · 3 Feb 2011 at 15:29

twist3d0n3 said:
i didn't mean her sticking things in your one way street

Ah, that's where i got confused

LordSplodge · 3 Feb 2011 at 15:32

twist3d0n3 said:
i didn't mean her sticking things in your one way street

You mean you don't like a woman chasing you round the bed with a strap-on? I thought everybody did...

Morba · 3 Feb 2011 at 15:43

Sp00n said:
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showpost.php?p=18381565&postcount=18

LOL

thanks

twist3d0n3 · 3 Feb 2011 at 15:47

LordSplodge said:
You mean you don't like a woman chasing you round the bed with a strap-on? I thought everybody did...

i never said my one was a one wayer

and anyway, is you don't like doing a woman up the chuff you're a gayer tbh

dave1983 · 3 Feb 2011 at 16:05

As my partner will be having a baby anytime know, as her due date is the 8th Feb, I think that would class as a valentines present. Frustrating thing at the moment is false labour, i think the baby is as stubborn as me

I think about buying the benq 12 Mp camera as a valentines present, take some piccies of the big day.

Metalface Mark · 3 Feb 2011 at 16:14

Im considering getting mine some Led bulbs

LordSplodge · 3 Feb 2011 at 16:18

twist3d0n3 said:
and anyway, is you don't like doing a woman up the chuff you're a gayer tbh

I'm having trouble parsing that. Could you rephrase please?

LordSplodge · 3 Feb 2011 at 16:19

Metalface Mark said:
Im considering getting mine some Led bulbs

Saving £700 a month in electricity would be a very nice Valentines Day present...

Sp00n · 3 Feb 2011 at 16:21

twist3d0n3 said:
and anyway, is you don't like doing a woman up the chuff you're a gayer tbh

Sorry, I don't speak common, what are you trying to say?

alexakasloth · 3 Feb 2011 at 16:23

Sp00n said:
Sorry, I don't speak common, what are you trying to say?

Location: bath

dave1983 · 3 Feb 2011 at 16:32

LordSplodge said:
I'm having trouble parsing that. Could you rephrase please?

sounds like he's speaking chav, it's up the "duff" not up the "chuff" unless it's new teenage slang.

Zefan · 3 Feb 2011 at 16:39

dave1983 said:
sounds like he's speaking chav, it's up the "duff" not up the "chuff" unless it's new teenage slang.

"Up the duff" and "up the chuff" mean quite different things

Dj_Jestar · 3 Feb 2011 at 16:41

chuff = beef curtains = pasty = front bum = fanny = clunge = vag.

dave1983 · 3 Feb 2011 at 16:42

Dj_Jestar said:
chuff = beef curtains = pasty = front bum = fanny = clunge = vag.

my misses is up the "beef curtains" lolz

Vonhelmet · 3 Feb 2011 at 17:21

Slang fail.