Ridiculous business names

Heh this does remind me one of the biggest apple resellers in the country with all WHITE, very white, stores is named "Stormfront".
That one is literally just a few doors up from "Smeggle". I always wonder how many people know about the "other" Stormfront. And why they've haven't rebranded by now...
Indeed. Probably the same people who are baffled by modern art
Oh come on, now you're just being absurd :p Nobody gets modern art! The people who claim to see deeper meaning in modern art are the most pretentious butt-munchers around :p It's literally a turd on an unmade bed. There is no deeper meaning, apart from society being in late-stage bonkersville.
 
That one is literally just a few doors up from "Smeggle". I always wonder how many people know about the "other" Stormfront. And why they've haven't rebranded by now...

Oh come on, now you're just being absurd :p Nobody gets modern art! The people who claim to see deeper meaning in modern art are the most pretentious butt-munchers around :p It's literally a turd on an unmade bed. There is no deeper meaning, apart from society being in late-stage bonkersville.

One deeper meaning is to generate interest
 
I was seeing adverts for "Very" and couldn't figure out what it was. Later turns out it is the name of a shop.

I mean, like, who the hell names their shop Very? Ok, if the owner was called Verity, then she could have named it Very Verity. But otherwise, wtf?
 
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Oh come on, now you're just being absurd :p Nobody gets modern art! The people who claim to see deeper meaning in modern art are the most pretentious butt-munchers around :p It's literally a turd on an unmade bed. There is no deeper meaning, apart from society being in late-stage bonkersville.

Modern art has a very real meaning and purpose - tax evasion and money laundering.
 
My nominations for silly company names:
. Fat Face
. Boomf
. Sphock

But love pun names for Business names esp for takeaways and hairdressers. Codfather, Wok This Way (in Oakham), Blonde Dye Bleach etc.
 
My nominations for silly company names:
. Fat Face
. Boomf
. Sphock

But love pun names for Business names esp for takeaways and hairdressers. Codfather, Wok This Way (in Oakham), Blonde Dye Bleach etc.
We have a GoodFillas sandwich shop near me which I quite like.
 
Theres the ice cream shop in Fowey called "game of cones" , pretty good name tbh
Also a doughnut place online called "lick my ring"
 
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