rik mayall

penski · 11 May 2006 at 19:26

"Listen, you! You're just a door and I'm Rik ****ing MAYALL!"

*n

osakadragon · 11 May 2006 at 19:28

richie:no nob

Foghorn Leghorn · 11 May 2006 at 19:58

CANDLE IN THE EYE!!!!

Fog

Scuzi · 11 May 2006 at 20:00

Rik Mayall works in the petrol station around the corner from me.

nutcase · 11 May 2006 at 20:06

Bottom is good, but the young ones is superb

And Bad News is damned funny too

Foghorn Leghorn · 11 May 2006 at 20:07

Scuzi said:
Rik Mayall works in the petrol station around the corner from me.

Thought that was Elvis?

Fog

Scuzi · 11 May 2006 at 20:08

Foghorn Leghorn said:
Thought that was Elvis?

Fog

Nah, Elvis works in Shell. Rik works in the BP.

Duke · 11 May 2006 at 20:08

SideWinder said:
Who?

You honestly haven't heard of Rik Mayall before?

MarcLister · 11 May 2006 at 20:12

panthro said:
who doesnt like Rik Mayall??

he's a genius.

In an effort to help with this country's need to increase the amount of recycling, I recycle this quote since it says what I need it to say. :cool:

Arcade Fire · 11 May 2006 at 20:18

osakadragon said:
p.s i'm a girl

Ahaha. Five stars!

Chris [BEANS] · 11 May 2006 at 20:21

Eddie: WE'VE BEEN BURGLED!!!!! :eek:

Rik: "Well you might have been young man but i certainly haven't!! You see as a Christian i'm so tightly clentched, OH, BURGLED!!"

penski · 11 May 2006 at 20:27

The Queen's...jugs?

Eddie, A: the Queen doesn't have jugs, she's royalty; and B: she would hardly get them out on the back of a fiver. She'd save them up for the fifty

*n

Dead Dog · 11 May 2006 at 20:29

g' day new lady.
young ones ace, filthy, rich catflap good, bottom awesome and loved the new statesman he was such a ermm git in that.
saw hooligans island live at oxford - a very very good night.

MarcLister · 11 May 2006 at 20:37

Dead Dog said:
g' day new lady.
young ones ace, filthy, rich catflap good, bottom awesome and loved the new statesman he was such a ermm git in that.
saw hooligans island live at oxford - a very very good night.

Seen that on video so many times. I want the DVD!

Got this off IMDb.com:

[Rik Mayall has forgotten his lines]
Richie: Oh Eddie! Oh Eddie! Oh Eddie!
Eddie: Usually when he says "Oh Eddie" it's because he has forgotten his lines.
Richie: Oh Eddie.
Eddie: Yes I'm waiting.
Richie: You ******!

osakadragon · 11 May 2006 at 20:37

Dead Dog said:
g' day new lady.
young ones ace, filthy, rich catflap good, bottom awesome and loved the new statesman he was such a ermm git in that.
saw hooligans island live at oxford - a very very good night.

please tell me whats he's like in real life

Chris [BEANS] · 11 May 2006 at 20:42

BEST LINES EVER!!!!

Richie: "How do you know these things??"

Eddie (dressed as the grim reaper): "Because i'm Death!!"

Richie: Oh, sorry, HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS??"

Absolutely hilarious and complete genius

osakadragon · 11 May 2006 at 20:51

i have long brown hair so i kind of look like neil but not so ugly

Chris [BEANS] · 11 May 2006 at 20:58

osakadragon said:
i have long brown hair so i kind of look like neil but not so ugly

HAHAHAHAHA, fantastic!!

MarcLister · 11 May 2006 at 21:01

I just remembered that Rik Mayall was in that ITV1 series All About George. I found that by accident, just turned the TV on and there it was. Thought I might as well give it a go and I found I really liked it. Mayall was really funny in it and looked to have recovered well from his life threatening accident.

osakadragon · 11 May 2006 at 21:06

rick and vyvyan: neil your bedroom's on fire!