Rival the moon landing speech

[Raikiri]

To the martians "All ** base r belong to us"

 

[4T5]

I claim this planet for ALL HUMANS EQUALLY.

 

[Gilly]

He's got me, Houston. The monster's got me! He wants cash! He's got my hand up behind my back. I think he knows ju-jitsu!

 

[jegz]

"Wheres all the chocolate bars?" or "where's all those buildings from that arnie movie"

 

[Otacon]

Send one..no...two, two million dollars - leave it in a bag by the sea of tranquility.

 

[cymatty]

"I've found him, there's Bin Laden"

 

[Gilly]

I don't know. The north shore!

 

[Psyk]

Knowing me my first words would "Oh ****!" because I'd trip up getting out of the spacecraft.

 

[Ugley_Matt]

Looks better than Uranus

or

Someone dropped a BFG, well helloooo demon imp (said in a homer voice)

 

[Sleepy]

"We come in peace. Shoot to kill!"

 

[Ugley_Matt]

"Wheres the hot green skin chicks I saw kirk with"

 

[Pug]

"I can see my house from here..."

 

[pyro]

"I've found him, there's Bin Laden"

Wouldn't it suck if the first man on Mars was bin Laden?

 

[Gilly]

Wouldn't it suck if the first man on Mars was bin Laden?

It'd suck for the martians.

 

[pyro]

It'd suck for the martians.

They...exist?

 

[Mat]

"TPIUWP!"

 

[Sleepy]

Wouldn't it suck if the first man on Mars was bin Laden?

Could just leave him there.

 

[barnettgs]

"Small step for man, giant leap for man-made moon"

 

[Brynn]

"What the **** is that" - then run away from the camera

or

"Oh arse, I have left the bath running"

 

[mrbios]

"as the first person here i claim this planet MINE, it will be up for sale on the bay as soon as i return"
bet you could make a few bob off that