russian brides

lozza23_uk · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:53

Shoseki said:
Russian girls = yum

aggreed.

VeNT · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:55

cleanbluesky said:
Yes, but wouldn't you want to keep your new posession in top condition?

wonder what kinda T wax you use on russians

penski · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:56

Keep her in the basement, feed, water, use.

*n

cleanbluesky · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:56

VeNT said:
wonder what kinda T wax you use on russians

Ummm. KY.

VeNT · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:57

cleanbluesky said:
Ummm. KY.

never seen KY T wax, I'll have to look for it when I next go past halfords

alexakasloth · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:59

reflex said:
Its like a supermarket. Very worrying

Clean up on isle 4!

Psyk · 29 Mar 2006 at 16:12

Import taxes? This is a person we're talking about here, and last time checked slavery was illegal

4T5 · 29 Mar 2006 at 16:21

Surely it would be alright to Chain her to something. I wouldn't want her running away when she realises what a complete ****** i am.

ramirez · 29 Mar 2006 at 16:25

mmm. The odds are good but the goods are odd.

cleanbluesky · 29 Mar 2006 at 16:25

malc30 said:
Surely it would be alright to Chain her to something. I wouldn't want her running away when she realises what a complete ****** i am.

In real life it is generally unpleasant, but when others expose their low self-esteem over the internet it is slightly humorous

LoadsaMoney · 29 Mar 2006 at 16:35

VeNT said:
tbh, they won't love you so why bother?

Who cares as long as your ******* the **** outa em.

AJUK · 29 Mar 2006 at 16:37

LoadsaMoney said:
Who cares as long as your ******* the **** outa em.

Good to see romance isn't dead.

Kamikaze_Pigeon · 29 Mar 2006 at 16:54

Do you reckon they have BOGOF offers from time to time?

B@Th*nG · 29 Mar 2006 at 16:58

oh my god, there are 493 pages of them... that's really sad :/

B@Th*nG

Garrett · 29 Mar 2006 at 17:03

Some good looking chicks on there, wonder if my girlfriend would mind me getting one over...

JohnnyG · 29 Mar 2006 at 17:04

wesley said:
www.bride.ru

Excellent, just ordered this one she comes with her 18yr old daughter too. Delivery is expected in 3-5 days, now to see if I can sell my current model...

1ofaKind · 29 Mar 2006 at 17:06

Kamikaze_Pigeon said:
Do you reckon they have BOGOF offers from time to time?

As my m8 said thats on the over 30's

8 I3ALL · 29 Mar 2006 at 18:59

JohnnyG said:
Excellent, just ordered this one she comes with her 18yr old daughter too. Delivery is expected in 3-5 days, now to see if I can sell my current model...

full service history ?
how much you looking for?

DarkShadow · 29 Mar 2006 at 19:18

My personality traits are: Cheerful

Hahahahahahaahahhahaahahahahahaha

Radiation · 29 Mar 2006 at 19:29

Im sure any upgrades cost a lot, also do you get a replacement if they are found to be faulty?