I was invited to a christening once, and I was late, in fact all the group I was with was late, and as we opened the doors to enter the church, the service was just starting and as we made our way to the seats I said, and it was heard – ‘glad I’ve not got a hymn sheet, can’t be bothered with singing this dross.’..!!
The looks on folks faces, to say, I was soundly spoken to after the service…