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Anyone else do this? I've been reading a lot of Letters on 419eater.com and decided to give it a go.

At the moment I have 1 hooked at the moment and im trying to think of how I can mess with him.


Email from him:
Good day.

TRANSFER OF US$ 27.5 MILLION INTO A PERSONAL/COMPANY OFFSHORE ACCOUNT. Based on the information gathered from the Ministry of Trade & Industry, we intend to solicit your assistance on this transaction with you on the assumption that you will not disappoint us.

I am Dr.Peter lala, a director in the Federal ministry of health and socila services Lagos Nigeria.

We have Twenty Seven Million, Five Hundred Thousand U.S. Dollars (US$ 27.5) which we made over time from our inflated contracts in my Ministry (Federal Ministry of Health and Social Service).

We are seeking your assistance and permission to remit this amount into your account or any other nominated account you can provide for us. Your commission will be 25% of the total sum, 5% for expenses and the remaining 70% is for my colleagues and myself.

Could you please notify me of your acceptance to carry out this transaction urgently by sending e-mail only on the receipt of this message. Kindly, acknowledge the receipt of this letter by sending to me a copy of this letter and also include your private Telephone and Fax number. I shall in turn inform you of the modalities of a formal application to secure the necessary approvals for the immediate release of this fund into your account.

Thanks,

DR.PETER LALA.
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My reply:
Hello to you Dr. Peter Lala.

First off, thank you for your kind email.

I've been speaking with my fellow Clergy men and we may be interested in helping you.
You see- I'm head of the Church of Lolism, my name is Reverend I.A.M.A. Cunningchap.

We are a small group of Churches which raise funds for the less fortunate. We give quarterly Donations and Supplementary Grants to build new Churches & Schools. In fact, just four days ago my Church donated £400,000 Pounds Stirling to a small Sub Contracting firm to build a new School in Uganda.

But back on topic- It is against my Church's policy to handle that serious amount of monies from a non-charitable organization. It's just not Kosher my friend.

Please advise of what is required and I shall meet with my fellow clergymen to discuss if we may be able to help you, or get someone who can.

When contacting me, please use the reference "8624/a2"


God bless you my Son,

Reverend I.A.M.A Cunningchap.
Church of Lolism Group Inc.
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So I came home at lunch to find a reply from him:
Dr Peter Lala
to me

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12:07 pm (1 hour ago)
Reference "8624/a2"
Attn: Reverend I.A.M.A Cunningchap..

Thak you for your prompt response to my email message to you and hereby request that you should forward to me immediately on receipt of this message your full personal information such as; age, present occupation, valid address, telephone and fax numbers including your true and correct mobile telephone and copy of your Int'l Passport pages so that I can immediately initiate the proceses of his transaction that will register your name and position you very well as its true and bonafide beneficiary. On Confirmation of the above requested information, you will be given further details on the procedures of its final and successful conclusion to you. You have the liberty to select a very close confidant and whom you can repose a great deal of personal confidence to handle the conclusion of this matter since you know that this transaction is certainly not coming from charitable organisation but from the government of this country.

Dr. Peter Lala.
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Now this is where I'd like some creative ideas. I'm thinking of getting him to do random things to join The Church of Lolism.
 
Haha yeah, or HOVIS, do they have the mighty Hovis in Nigera?


I've seen a few of them getting tattoo's with 'BAITED BY SUCHANDSUCH' I was maybe thinking of "PROPERTY OF LOLISM"
 
I like the questionaire idea, I'll try combine a lot of online questionaires together to make over 300 questions or something.


Keep the ideas coming!
 
A quick update, I just replied to his email. I wonder if he'll care to join? [You god damn better believe he will] I think i'll get him to go out in his village and gain some support for Lolism (Have him print off a poster I create and get him to be photographed with 10+ supporters to gain the Highest ranks and access to my sort code and account number
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Hi Dr. Lala,

Thanks once again for your immediate response.

I'm saddened to hear that this is not a Charitable organisation. Which alas means I cannot take part in it.

The only other way this money may be handled is if you were a member of the Holy Church of Lolism. I wouldn't like you to ignore your previous beliefs, or force you to start worshipping our beliefs. But if your interested in becoming a member and wish to further this deal please reply.

In good trust I will furnish you with some details.

Age: 55 (12/121953)
Occupation: Founder/Director & Financial Controller of The Holy Church of Lolism Group Inc.
Address(Personal): 69 Plugurbum Avenue, Fecalpond, United Kingdom, BU2 5EX
Contact number, Passport: Only available to Church Associates.


I also attach herewith recent Photograph of myself in the Church.

revcunningchap.jpg


Regards and may God watch over you,


Rev. Cunningchap.
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danza said:
Subscribed.

Don't let us down ;) :D
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It's fail proof. Once these r-tards reply and think I'm an easy victim they'll do anything they can.


Problem is though, Bishop John Vergo will be on the case with some trickshot trials for him to complete before he can be a member.


Still accepting ideas if anyone has anything original!
 
Don't want to spoil it, but once I have him on my side after hes completed a few Church trials Rev. Cunningchap(Jim Davidson) will be involved in a tragic snooker accidient with Bishop Virgo which may leave our friend Cunningchap in the hospital for a week or two!


[With photoshopped pictures of course!]
 
-Tauren- said:
hmm..cool idea. good thread. :p

how do you know about these scams? is it just random spammy email you replied to?
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a lot of people know about Nigerian scammers (And if they don't, should be made aware of).

I've recieved very few scam emails before but I created a new gmail account to use as bait, and googled "guestbook +mugu" (tips from 419eater.com <- well recommended) and entered in the bait email address. they soon come rolling in :D
 
magick said:
http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm

This guy is a pro. He's even managed to scam money out of the scammers.

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And gets them to take degrading pictures of themselves.

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Hahah, I love that one, thats the one were he cuts '419' into a photocopy of the money he received (the real money went to charity) and emailed him pictures!

I think I could get one to send me money which would be donated to charity, but I think i'll stick to the plan for the meantime.
 
Ex-RoNiN said:
You all are laughing, but once they realise what's going on, you won't be laughing when they turn up at your front door wielding a machete :)
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Well my good friend, luckily i don't reside in 69 Plugurbum, Fecalpond at this moment in time.
 
Ghosteh said:
I've just been reading a few, they are fantastic.

First one the guy managed to get the scammer to send him £400($700), even though he only asked for $500 lol.

Second one, they got the scammers to hand write Harry Potter!

Third one, which I'm currently reading they have them make carvings! its genius http://www.419eater.com/html/ben_okezie.htm
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Just about to head home for Lunch. Hopefully i'll have an email from him.

Check out the video section of that site, theres a good one where they try and recruit one as stuntman and the scammer sends them a tape of him doing stupid stunts (setting himself on fire etc)
 
Matt-Page said:
Classic! That trophy room is classic! I am in tears!
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Hi guys, just back from lunch! Received a little email when I was home. You'll never guess- seriously.

He wants to join the church of lolism! WELL DR LALA, will you stand the trials of Bishop Virgo?

I haven't replied yet. I'll give it a go when I get home at 5 and photoshop a John Virgo picture.

Dr Peter Lala
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12:34 pm (1 hour ago)
Attn: Reverend I.A.M.A Cunningchap.

I have received your full personal information as requested on this matter and have noted your wish that the only way this deal can be of utmost benefit to the organisation is for me to become a member.

However, kindly note that I am very interested in becoming a member of your group in so far as this deal will be properly channeled to charitable gestures to benefit mankind and hereby request that you should forward to me more detailed information requiring my attention and attach your form (if any) through the same process with which you enclosed your true photograph to me for my personal attention to enable me respond urgently to it as I intend to get this transaction concluded within a forthnight. Plz. kindly forward to me your true and correct mpobile telephone number to enable me speak with you personally. Again and this is very important, I would very much appreciate it if you will extend to me your diligent efforts and full cooperation to enable us realize this transaction toward the tremendous financial benefits to the organisation as I have an intention to visit you in UK when this matter has been successfully concluded to you.

Dr. Peter Lala.
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Can't wait until 5 :D
 
MTA99 said:
Time to break open the free PAYG O2 sim cards? :D:D
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Luckily I have 50+ from the freebies last year! I'm not going to give him a number though, he doesn't deserve it. If hes lucky I might set up a free E-Fax account to recieve faxes from him.

I'll photochop a passport to keep him busy, at first i'll just send him a big .DLL file renamed to .JPG
 
I've just sent him my reply

Dr. Lala,

I'm so pleased to hear from you again, and that you'd like to become a member.

I must note, that to become a member there is an initiation process, however upon completion of this initiation you will be granted a £10,000 ($20,000) starter donation and a quarterly top up grant of £50,000.


As per your requested for my personal mobile number, I do not own one as it was lost in the waters of Lake Minnesota during a routine spirit cleansing session. I haven't had the chance to get a new contract. In good faith I attach scanned Passport photos so we may progress with this deal.


God bless you,

Rev. Cunningchap.
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I attached the George Bush video of the "fool me once.....shame on.......shame on you.." renamed as rev.cunningchappass.jpg as I've to go pick my GF up and don't have time to forge one :D

more to come!
 
I've never photoshopped a passport before, do you think he'll fall for this?

(just some random one from google image search edited)
passport.jpg


Saved in low quality to blend the pixels a bit, to make it look the rest
 
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