Scambaiting

Toryglen-boy said:
Photoshop a passport .. !!

and its 'pounds sterling' not Stirling, thats in Scotland

:)


EDIT : Guys, its Cunningchap, not Cunninghamchap
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Well spotted, I never noticed that! I might give it another go later, i'll wait for the scammer to reply saying he can't open the image(well, no duh. its a .mov renamed to .jpg :D)
 
nikebee said:
HAHA this is absolutely fantastic :D

Simply one of the best threads I've read on here in a long while.... actually had me litterally laughing out loud and getting some very odd looks in the office.


Updates! Updates! Updates!
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Thanks!

I'll update as soon as he emails me back! Hes late today, maybe he received a vision during the night, and is off to do thy bidding before I demand him to.

Normally there's I reply from him when I get home at lunch :(
 
Well Dr. Lala didn't let me down.

Dr Peter Lala
to me

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1:42 pm (43 minutes ago)
Thank you for your prompt response to my last email message to you. However, I would appreciate it if you will confirm to me if you can be able to proceed to the bank in Belgium where you will be required to sign off the release of this payment after taken care of all the formalizations thereto. This position is very important to enable me finalize all arrangements in your favour as the true and bonafide recipient of the payment.

Dr. Peter Lala.
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Well, better make sure he joins the church before I "book my flight" to Belgium
 
My reply to his email:


Peter,


As previously stated in earlier emails, I cannot complete this deal until you're a fully fledge member of the Church. Therefore I'll have to pospone this meeting at the Bank in Belgium.


If you wish to join and further this deal please submit a handwritten request to join the Church of lolism.


The letter should be Referenced "I'M-BEING F'D IN THE A" If this is not quoted on the letter, it will not be processed. The letter should be formal and include my address (as stated in earlier emails) and be scanned and emailed to me. Computer processed letters of request WILL NOT be accepted. Please complete this stage with post haste so we can continue to the initiation process and finalise this deal.


Looking forward to hear from you,


Rev. I.A.M.A. Cunningchap.
Holy Church of Lolism Group Inc.
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As much as i'd like to give him a taste of his own medicine and bait money off him, i dont have a po box to have it sent to, and im not giving him any details that i have links to. Maybe future baits!
 
Just a quick update, it's been almost been a week since i've heard from my lad. I'm going to email him later to see if he still wants to join. They usually take some time to get your tasks done!
 
FINALLY recieved another email from him. Took him a week :rolleyes:

Dr Peter Lala
to me

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Attn: Rev. I.A.M.A. Cunningchap.
Holy Church of Lolism Group Inc.
I am afraid that since I do not know the exact contents of what my hand-written request to join the Church of lolism would look like, I humbly request that a draft copy be made available to me for my personal attention, so that I can proceed by providing such request in my own handwriting to become a member of Church of lolism. it would also be instructive to note that I should be given some highlights of the procedures of initiation processes and its requirements.
Dr. Peter Lala.
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This looks like something i'll write tomorrow!
 
danza said:
I've just had a different one in my inbox:



:D Damn they're desparate. Funnily enough my last scam email came from a John Smith, can't they think of any other names?
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Sure they can. MR John Smith, DR John Smith, Rev. John Smith, Sir John Smith etc etc.

John Smith has accomplished a lot.

I still haven't replied. Gonna keep him waiting until Monday.
 
nikebee said:
Any news on this Lolism? Did you reply in the end? :)
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Been a bit busy :( I've kept him waiting long enough though, i'll reply to him tonight. I'll have to give him a tiny clue of what he'll have to do on his 'adventure' of joining the Church.
 
As promised, I replied to him!

Dr Peter Lala,


Thank you for your response and interest into the church of lolism. I would have replied sooner but I was involved in an unfortunate Snooker accidient with Rev. John Virgo which resulted in an eight ball becoming trapped in one of my delicate orifices. Please see below draft copy of which you must alter, handwrite then submit to me via Email:-

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Ref: "I'M-BEING F'D IN THE A"


FAO Rev. Cunningchap cc; Rev. Virgo.


I formally request to give my life to the Church of Lolism and to become a true and fine baitee/member.


In return I shall receive support from the "IAVE BEAN O WNED Foundation" and receive a startup grant of $20,000 followed by quarterly payments of $50,000 as previously agreed


SIGNED,

[Enter your name]


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Upon receipt of this letter from you, Peter Lala, we shall contact you with the next steps. Please complete the above tast with great hast.


Look forward to hearing from you,


Rev. Cunningchap
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Lets hope I hear from him soon :D
 
Oh yes, I would've Photoshopped pictures, but Grabit was decoding a whole bunch of files and was taking up most my resources.
 
tebanski said:
419eater rocks,

Robbing No Swearing!,

My email has somehow got onto their 'evergrowing database' and, annoyingly, I get several emails from Nigeria and other African Countries daily.

I have set up a web based email, in the name of Rupert Bear, I love leading these clowns on. (it's become a bit of a stress reliever :) )

Painful fact is that a lot of gullable people fall for it
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Indeed, I read a thread about a Russian Bride- I might try baiting them next for a laugh to see if it goes anywhere.
 
SkeeterPSA said:
What kinda religion/church you going for if he asks about it, i would love it if you said it was jediism (jedi from starwars) lol. That would be so funny.

Great thread dude, funny as hell. :D
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Russian Bear Wrestlism? Not sure, haven't thought that far ahead yet :D

I'm going to plan my next bait much further in advance.
 
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