Scambaiting

I think im going to die, I dont think i have ever laughed so hard in my whole life! I dont think anything beats the macbook scam, the pictures will forever warm my soul!

I really want to know what happens regarding Rev IAMA Cleverchap - is this long and dead or are we still awaiting a responce?
 
they're branching out to skype, i got a random sob story from some woman who had claimed asylum in singpore saying she had 18 million dollars to get etc etc so i asked her where in singpore she was, and since i have been many times i know the place well i said we should meet up. then she disapeared.
 
Superb thread! :D


I can't believe I missed it as well! :o

Hard to believe these idiots don't ret to work out whats being said to them & put 2 + 2 together, surely thats not beyond them? (perhaps not!)

Made me smile in an otherwise miserable week. :)
 
Got this one earlier this morning.

Should I be worried that he wants to "flourish me with details"?

Hmmm. I got the same thing a month or so back, except then he was Laren Kabila's brother.

Sounds like quite an incestuous family.
 
Does anyone have an active scammer's e-mail address? My scammer has just stopped responding :( It has been a while now.

It's your lucky day, here's one I got about two hours ago whilst I was out doing my Nan's shopping.

Dearest In Christ,

I greet you in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ our Lord, I am Mrs Janet Harison from Kuwait. I am married to Mr Gilbert Harison who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2004.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.Before his death we were both born again Christian.

Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.When my late husband was alive he greet you in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ our Lord, I am Mrs Janet Harison from Kuwait. I am married to Mr Gilbert Harison who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2004.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.Before his death we were both born again Christian.
Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$2.500million dollars in a Bank in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire west africa.Presently, this money is still in bank.Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer problem.

The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a charity organization that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein.

I want an organization that will use this fund for orphanages, school and church ,widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that "Blessed is the hand that giveth".I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers.

I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord.Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace". I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development.With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire west africa.

I will also issue you an authority letter from the Ministry of Justice that will prove you the new beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.Contact me on the this email [email protected] delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church for this same purpose. Please me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply.
Remain blessed in the Lord Take care,


In Christ's Holy Love
Yours Sister in christ
Janet Harison,
I suggest using the name Lou Seefer for added comedy value. :D
 
Got one from Kofi Anan today! :D

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