Christ on a moped, that's a bit of a scrape. Hope it doesn't look too... scraped... after you've got all the yellow off, difficult to see how dented the panels are. Oh well, at least when you get a nice car you'll always use plenty of rear observation. I'm sure it must have felt awful
even in that colour
... and car. Bright side: at least you didn't hit someone elses pride and joy. Unless someone elses pride and joy is the concrete pillar. Stranger things have happened in Wales.

