Selling the Mrs' excess breast milk - Is it legal?

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It taste like milk after S̶u̶g̶e̶r̶ Honey puffs, but so heavy, feels like you drank mercury after
 
I think the biggest market would be fetishists. If you're both OK with that, fine, but you should be aware of that and you don't seem to have even considered it as a possibility at all.

There probably is a market for a modern version of a wet nurse, but I'm not sure it would be very large. Would you feed your baby untested milk from an unregulated business run by a stranger? I don't think I would if I had a baby.

Bodybuilders...really? I suppose there's always a few who'll think something will be more efficient, but I'd be amazed if it's more than a handful of bodybuilders.

Fetishests, however, well, that's a given.

For what it's worth, the wife is pretty attractive which probably makes said milk more valuable?
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If she's selling videos with the milk, yes. I've no doubt some lactophiles would pay extra for that. If she's just selling the milk and not bundling it with videos of her expressing it, then why would her appearance make any difference to the price?
 
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[HB]Rugrat;29964013 said:
I think there might be a **** market that could be quite lucrative...
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Corrected for you...

EDIT: Seriously? The Irish pronunciation of third is banned on this forum? Dang it...
 
My god.......is the financial predicament of the middle class in the UK such that this is considered a viable option by some of them ??

I almost want to see you do it on the basis that when you self assess this 'business' for your annual tax returns you promise to let the ocuk crowd see the form.
 
Selling no way, but contact your local mother's group and birthing centers. It is quite common to have breast milk sharing services so if a baby is born to a mother who can't breast feed, doesn't produce enough milk, or is on medication preventing the baby from bring able to consume it they can get access to fresh human breast milk instead of resorting to formula.

In the US this is common. No money changes hands, it is done out of morality and a good heart.
 
Haggisman said:
Wasn't there a place that was making ice cream out of it?
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Yep, Covent Garden. Can't remember what it's called.



OP you have issues. Maybe I'm old school but for this to even be considered as an option just tells me that you have absolutely zero respect for your wife, regardless of who's idea it is.
 
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