The basic jist of the situation is that my flatmate is a vegetarian and to be quite frank his farts really stink bad. That in itself isn't much of a problem. The real problem is that when he farts on the couch, the smell stays in the couch and hangs around the house permenantly. It's a really foul odour which apparently he can't smell. It's got to the point where I don't use the living room any more, I sit in my bedroom.
I've said to him straight that his farts stink and that they are ruining the furniture. He seems to think I was trying my hand at stand up comedy and hasn't taken any heed of it.
I've tried getting the couch cover dry cleaned to no avail and I've tried that Fabreeze and Neutradol gear. The couch still stinks. In fact, the smell has worked its way into the curtains as well, it clings to everything.
How do I get rid of it? I can't even bring guests round because it's so bad.
I never knew farts could be so offensive but from what my mates tell me, that's pretty much standard for vegetarians.
So, how do I get rid of the stink for good? I'm going to tell him straight tomorrow to either eat a bit of steak or to go outside or into his bathroom to fart. It's foul and sickening
I've said to him straight that his farts stink and that they are ruining the furniture. He seems to think I was trying my hand at stand up comedy and hasn't taken any heed of it.
I've tried getting the couch cover dry cleaned to no avail and I've tried that Fabreeze and Neutradol gear. The couch still stinks. In fact, the smell has worked its way into the curtains as well, it clings to everything.
How do I get rid of it? I can't even bring guests round because it's so bad.
I never knew farts could be so offensive but from what my mates tell me, that's pretty much standard for vegetarians.
So, how do I get rid of the stink for good? I'm going to tell him straight tomorrow to either eat a bit of steak or to go outside or into his bathroom to fart. It's foul and sickening
