Serious question regarding odour

basmic · 12 Aug 2006 at 22:17

Scuzi said:
Teabagging isn't an option, the thought of that is making me sick

Just imagine his face when he gets a hair caught at the back of his throat.

Go on...you know it'll be worth it.

rmuir · 12 Aug 2006 at 22:18

sunama said:
Indeed. He was proud of his "baby" and wallowed in the glory of odour produced.

In fact, the more I think about this, the more I feel that Scuzi's flatmate could well be the innocent party here.

im not into consipiracy theories but......... you could be onto something there

poor bloke is being kept in a constant state of flautulness by the addicted scuzi who needs his daily 'sniff' to get by.

Im surprised their both not ill from methane poisoning

red11 · 12 Aug 2006 at 22:24

I'm not trying to stereotype vegetarians here, but in my experience most of them give of a certain horrible odour. I used to play football with 2 guys who were veggies and they stunk to high heaven after a match, not normal sweat at all. It makes me sick even thinking about it.

In my old flat, we would occasionally have friends over and I could always tell who was in the living room by just opening the front door after coming back from uni, and they were vegetarian. I went out briefly with a girl who was vegetarian and her parents were also vegetarians, their house had a weird odour.

I can understand were you are coming from Scuzi, buy a dog who hates vegetarians. Problem solved.

Freeman · 12 Aug 2006 at 22:32

Tony Soprano said:
I'm not trying to stereotype vegetarians here,

Just as well then

because i know many many veggies and all of them smell no more or no less than people who eat meat.

You have smelly friends!

sunama · 12 Aug 2006 at 23:01

Tony Soprano said:
...
I used to play football with 2 guys who were veggies and they stunk to high heaven after a match, not normal sweat at all. It makes me sick even thinking about it.
...

The last sentence had me in stitches.

mightynimrod · 12 Aug 2006 at 23:42

fullspizz said:
Hide something that stinks so bad in his room, then when he complains state that it must be his harris that he can smell and now he knows how you feel.

Alternatively, play him at his own game and eat stuff that makes you fart like it's going out of fashion. He will soon change his tune.

I can testify to that fact with you, your a smelly arsed git

Bonjour

fullspizz · 13 Aug 2006 at 00:47

mightynimrod said:
I can testify to that fact with you, your a smelly arsed git

Bonjour

Bonjour Dood,

"How Dare You"

Moi, never :eek

:

William · 13 Aug 2006 at 01:31

Are the sofa cushions foam?

If they are foam you could stick them in the bath with bleach or washing up detergent, leave them overnight. Then rinse them in the bath, then let them dry.

Cleaning the covers is no good as obviously he force injects it straight through the feeble cloth protection.

slap ed · 13 Aug 2006 at 06:37

sunama said:
Do 'what' to him in his sleep? I just hope it doesnt involve animals.

yep i was worried about that too

Bar · 13 Aug 2006 at 08:12

*house-broken-under-thumb-mode-on*

Try using bicarbonate of soda.

Sprinkle it over the area and leave it overnight - hover it off in the morning and all should be well.

So far its worked on

Dog urine,
Dog poo
Human urine
Human poo (ahh the joys of potty training!!)
Sick (again both animal and human)
Milk spills

In all honesty have a kid - you learn all sorts of weird and wondeful but effective ways to get rid of smells.