Sexsomnia
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It used to happen all the time and normally started by the wife, I'd wake up half way through and after she'd finished I roll over and go to sleep.
In the morning she wouldn't remember a thing.
In the morning she wouldn't remember a thing.
Either it was so bad that she's repressed it forever, or you put in such a sterling performance that you literally ragged the memory out of her.
Well played sport.
How unfortunate would that be :O
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Either it was so bad that she's repressed it forever, or you put in such a sterling performance that you literally ragged the memory out of her.
Well played sport.
It was the first one.
It's horrible waking up from deep sleep and I just wanted it over and done with
It was probably when she was going through 'the change'.
My mates wife went through a massive 'change' around the age of 55 and she would want it all the time and he'd wake up with her on top of him. At first he thought it was great and then realised at his age he couldn't keep it up and it wore him out.
They sat down and talked about it and decided to go swinging where she could get as much as she wanted but she broke the rules and started a relationship with one of the swingers.
They are now split up but what's awful is their grown up kids know all about their 55 year old Mum being bonked by countless men
Monday morning then?
I have this. Woke up numerous times either trying to play with my other half or actually trying to slam it in. Had it where I don't even get her knickers off and I'm just ramming into her underwear.
It's dumb and we sometimes laugh at it the following day.
It's dumb and we sometimes laugh at it the following day.
Haha. Man I was beginning to think it was just me! I usually wake up pretty much near the start which is usually good. But yeah, have to agree it's super strange feeling when you wake up doing something you had no idea you were doing. Never been diagnosed though, as said, I didn't even know it was a thing.
Is this a huge joke that I'm missing.
Whose misses sleeps naked for one. I wish
Whose misses would let you in or get in (it'd be drier than gandies flipflop in the night)
Whose misses wouldn't notice when she's alseep or hit you and scream I have work in the morning!
WTF?
Whose misses sleeps naked for one. I wish
Whose misses would let you in or get in (it'd be drier than gandies flipflop in the night)
Whose misses wouldn't notice when she's alseep or hit you and scream I have work in the morning!
WTF?
Hahaha, I'm wondering this too
.Mine for a start. I didn't think it was that unusual to be honest.
No joke.
It's not the case that when it happens that I just start mindlessly humping her.
She doesn't sleep naked, even though you're asleep you're actually capable of some fairly complex actions, just as though you were awake. So removing knickers, kissing & foreplay is no different.
And fortunately for me my girlfriend is pretty horny, so doesn't mind getting it on at pretty much any time.
