Shameful Things You've Done/Said, That You Now Totally Regret
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I don't really regret much... I'd say I regret trusting my ex.. but then again you're not gonna get anywhere without trust. **** happens
The way I broke up with my ex, I was a cruel heartless ******* 
Cheating on my ex (now I am paranoid I am one of the "once a cheater always a cheater" syndrome)
Stabbing someone in the ass with a sewing needle (I was like 8 at the time), she went on to have an affair with the cheif of police, I like to think I had a hand in that
Thats all I can think of just now
Cheating on my ex (now I am paranoid I am one of the "once a cheater always a cheater" syndrome)
Stabbing someone in the ass with a sewing needle (I was like 8 at the time), she went on to have an affair with the cheif of police, I like to think I had a hand in that
Thats all I can think of just now
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Sic said:
Surely that belongs to me?
[DOD]Asprilla said:
not at all. mine was at the unspoken humour-bond that Tru and i share. we can tell what each other is going to have quoted. (really bad english...am i bothered, though?)
damn i just spoke about it.
also. you get this:
because the joke was yours. wear it with pride 
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Sic said:also. you get this:
Ah and thank you. I'll always think of you when I do.
My and some friends at uni were a bit drunk and bored one night whilst watching T.V., and a Saga Holidays advert came on with a freephone number. We decided to phone it up and after a short while an answer machine came on and asked us to leave our details.
For some reason my mate picked up his bongos, my other mate picked up his guitar, and I started singing (can't sing but hey ho) down the phone. Usually there is a limit to the length of message you can record but for some reason it didn't cut us off. So we sat there playing music down the phone for over an hour, until we heard some bloke talking on the other end wtf is going on, who are you lot ?
I feel totally sorry for all those over 50's trying to book a holiday that night, and embarrased that someone somewhere might have an hour long tape of me making a plum of myself.
For some reason my mate picked up his bongos, my other mate picked up his guitar, and I started singing (can't sing but hey ho) down the phone. Usually there is a limit to the length of message you can record but for some reason it didn't cut us off. So we sat there playing music down the phone for over an hour, until we heard some bloke talking on the other end wtf is going on, who are you lot ?
I feel totally sorry for all those over 50's trying to book a holiday that night, and embarrased that someone somewhere might have an hour long tape of me making a plum of myself.
I regret not finishing off my nemesis when I had the chance. Not a day goes by that I don't relive that moment over and over. It would have been better for everyone if I had taken him out, but I felt pity and let him go. I was a fool.
WIBSBOT said:My and some friends at uni were a bit drunk and bored one night whilst watching T.V., and a Saga Holidays advert came on with a freephone number. We decided to phone it up and after a short while an answer machine came on and asked us to leave our details.
For some reason my mate picked up his bongos, my other mate picked up his guitar, and I started singing (can't sing but hey ho) down the phone. Usually there is a limit to the length of message you can record but for some reason it didn't cut us off. So we sat there playing music down the phone for over an hour, until we heard some bloke talking on the other end wtf is going on, who are you lot ?
I feel totally sorry for all those over 50's trying to book a holiday that night, and embarrased that someone somewhere might have an hour long tape of me making a plum of myself.
*thinks he may have just found something to do tonight*
Lot of things. Most recent ones happened in college. I laughed at a lab technician who had some sort of a speech impairment. My mates asked him why our teacher wasn't there and he just made some sort of noise (didn't know he was actually disabled at that time and he was trying to answer). Only thing I can say in my defense is that my mates laughed first. I still feel like a right ******* for doing that.
Another story was when I saw this pretty lass sitting opposite me in the refectory in college about 2 tables away. She was reading something but then looked up at me while I was looking at her and I realised she was cross eyes. So being a mature gentleman that I am I just laughed (the "**** I really shouldn't be laughing here, but can't hold it" type of laughter). She obviously saw me laughing when she looked up and seemed quite upset after that. Crap loads more stuff to be frank with you, I better start doing "Earl" type of list or my karma will eat me.
Another story was when I saw this pretty lass sitting opposite me in the refectory in college about 2 tables away. She was reading something but then looked up at me while I was looking at her and I realised she was cross eyes. So being a mature gentleman that I am I just laughed (the "**** I really shouldn't be laughing here, but can't hold it" type of laughter). She obviously saw me laughing when she looked up and seemed quite upset after that. Crap loads more stuff to be frank with you, I better start doing "Earl" type of list or my karma will eat me.
