Share your dating tips

I go over and say 'did you see the fight outside'.... conversation begins. The question is, can i hold it, entertain and then eventually create an attraction.
 
Maintain eye contact. Show her you're interested. Make sure you smile. If she smiles (non sarcastically) back then you're in with a chance. Walk over casually and say hi. Words will come naturally from there on.

Edit: I lost the game. I took this thread too seriously.
 
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I walk up and say "you want to see something else that's bigger than the nexus 7"
 
Shove her out of the way and make my move towards the handsome fellow at the bar. I slip my room key into the back pocket of his jeans, lingering my touch so he knows the deal. "Five minutes" I whisper.

I wait in my room for him to arrive, an upon his entry, six of my friends jump him and beat him to death for being a fag, redneck style. Who needs ladies when you do what you love!
 
I want to know what we're wearing.

I'm thinking earthy, very manly things. Like ... spades and shovels? Maybe a hard hat. Would boots be appropriate?

Tell me what we're wearing while we share dating tips.
 
[FnG]magnolia;22684996 said:
What happens next?
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well if you're a younger fella and looking for experience ...go for an older woman mid 30's and up , but dont talk about your new trainers or big yourself up too much..cos she will sus you straight away ......just be yourself be honest and upfront and maybe a little shy too...but not too boyish..or act like a prat :D
 
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Kappa303 said:
A nice poem always goes down a treat.

Roses are red
Violets a blue
Take a wiff of this
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
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This is OcUK, were all nerds

Plumbers are red
Hedgehogs are blue
Push start to play
Be my player two
 
foster grant said:
well if you're a younger fella and looking for experience ...go for an older woman mid 30's and up , but dont talk about your new trainers or big yourself up too much..cos she will sus you straight away ......just be yourself be honest and upfront and maybe a little shy too...but not too boyish..or act like a prat :D
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This is good advice. Anything else I should do? I'm quite attractive.
 
O.K. this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a little monkey or some dancing chimp bull ****, I mean a ****ing orangutan. Don't ask me how you're gonna get a ****ing orangutan, that's not my problem. So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotianable, all orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why that is, it's just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. "Did you know the guy with the orangutan?", "You used to date the guy with the orangutan?", "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?" Next thing you know she's calling. "I'm hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime." "Geez I dunno, me and Clyde were going to go to a monster truck race tonight. (orangutans love monster trucks) In fact the whole social calender seems kinda full. I tell you what, I'll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in." "Oh, well you know my number so don't be a stra-" "Hey look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde's making Mojitos'."

At this point the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind, you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it's your life. But if you're a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. You're IM'ng. You're talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family.
 
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