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Shops like La Senza?
- Thread starter qwerty
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They way i do it is
Go in browse around looking lost wait till one of the sexy assistants comes
to your aid, say you like a particular "garment" but dont know what size the
bird is..........wait..................wait................they will eventually say
"is she about my size"
At this point have a good look at the young blonde standing there all fresh faced
look some more then when you have had enough perv say "Sweet ill take that one in
whatever size shes only gonna bring it back anyway"
Go in browse around looking lost wait till one of the sexy assistants comes
to your aid, say you like a particular "garment" but dont know what size the
bird is..........wait..................wait................they will eventually say
"is she about my size"
At this point have a good look at the young blonde standing there all fresh faced
look some more then when you have had enough perv say "Sweet ill take that one in
whatever size shes only gonna bring it back anyway"
Caporegime
G|mp said:
Relevant bashism...
(Matt^^^) Ok, walk up to a really hot chick and say "I bet you 20 bucks I can make your **** jiggle without touching them"
(Matt^^^) then grab her ****, give her 20 bucks and walk away
Am I allowed to say ****? We'll see.
Caporegime
Noxis said:
Yeah, basques are good. Mmm... basque...
*memories*
In other news, chicken basque is a truly awesome meal.
Noxis said:
Her favourite colour is yellow, that doesn't seem right for this sort of thing.
But thanks for the itchy advice. That's a good excuse to touch everything in the shop too
With the size, I read in FHM that you should buy it smaller than her actual size? Is this true, and why? That would surely just make it seem like you don't know the right size.
Caporegime
qwerty said:
That sounds like a pretty dumb idea, to be honest. I'd like to know their reasoning behind that.
qwerty said:Her favourite colour is yellow, that doesn't seem right for this sort of thing.
But thanks for the itchy advice. That's a good excuse to touch everything in the shop too
With the size, I read in FHM that you should buy it smaller than her actual size? Is this true, and why? That would surely just make it seem like you don't know the right size.
Its just better to guess too low than too high, obviously.
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bravissimo
buy it in the right size otherwise it'll be uncomfortable, if FHM want cleavage, etc then buy a wonderbra, not stuff them into something too small.
But you shouldn't need to guess, you should know your other half's measurements, write them down on a card and keep it in your wallet
buy it in the right size otherwise it'll be uncomfortable, if FHM want cleavage, etc then buy a wonderbra, not stuff them into something too small.
But you shouldn't need to guess, you should know your other half's measurements, write them down on a card and keep it in your wallet
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qwerty said:Her favourite colour is yellow, that doesn't seem right for this sort of thing.
But thanks for the itchy advice. That's a good excuse to touch everything in the shop too
With the size, I read in FHM that you should buy it smaller than her actual size? Is this true, and why? That would surely just make it seem like you don't know the right size.
Well in the case of bra's this could mean so a nice cleavage is created
In terms of colour i'd say stear clear of Red as this can be seen as "cheap and tarty" by some ladies. I'd suggest white/black or maybe a purple.
Soldato
If she's a DD-GG then yes 
Caporegime
Noxis said:
You calling my wife a tart? Want to step outside?
Soldato
qwerty said:
As I said you need to look in your small independant shops near you, some of the larger department stores also stock Aubade
MB
Soldato
taliesyn said:It's information like this you can never get when you're browsing through catalogues
Thanks for that Piggymon
You're welcome
Soldato
BrightonBelle said:Secondly I would have suggested not choosing florescent pink and cream
BB x
Oh dear, its bad when I actually cringe just reading that.
Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Its good that you cringe! That means you feel my pain and you know it is wrong!
BB x
vonhelmet said:You calling my wife a tart? Want to step outside?
Hah I said some! Since this is obviously the first time he has bought lingerie I thought a it would be best to get something neutral as it were (kinda like yellow for a new born
).My missus has plenty of red lingerie.....
Caporegime
I usually buy Victorias secrets for my lass but sadly i dont think they have any outlets here. But then its not a problem as shes in nyc and i do most of her and my shopping there lol
Soldato
You didn't exaclty shy away from the spanking yourselfMatblack said:Desmo seemed to enjoy himself in there
MB