Soldato
So many slopey shoulders around here!
BBC Computer 32K
Acorn DFS
BASIC
>10 CLS
>20 INPUT "What is the OP's name?", A$
>30 IF A$ = "Haby birtdoy" GOTO 50
>40 IF A$ = "robfosters" GOTO 60
>50 PRINT "Job's a good un!"
>60 END
>70 PRINT "All Dons have slopey shoulders!"
>80 GOTO 70