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Experienced a "Haby Birtdoy" incident today first hand. Really wish there was a recording.

It's our daughter's first birthday soon. But as our parents can't be there, the other half sent decorations for them to put up while we host an online celebration. She got a video call from her mum this morning to say the decorations had arrived, and that there was a problem. The letters for the banner were all jumbled up and made no sense. Only the letters O, I, A, E, N and W were included, so completely wrong and nowhere near enough to spell out "Happy Birthday", "First Birthday", or anything else that makes any sense. She was off on a proper rant about Chinese tat, when she dropped in "you can make 'ONE' from those letters, but that only leaves I, W and A. And what on Earth is that supposed to spell?". I'm in the kitchen, literally crying with laughter.

Guess the mistake...

Yeah. She isn't living that one down any time soon.

It's no "Haby Birtdoy". But it made my lockdown :D
I can see her point. "One Wai" is something you might see on a Chinese road sign.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA CLASSIC! I thought he was going to say we're Irish and our daughter's name is Owenia or something but I was really puzzled why his own in-laws wouldn't spot that. OH that is hilarious! FFS you couldn't make it up!
 
One what?
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Feek, you’re a man of the people, you’ve delivered at last.
Are you forgetting this? ;). I have a reminder set now, this has been in the corner of my screen all day - It really is the thread that keeps giving :D

I really feel like an old man now. It’s time for the regular prostate checks. Cheeks apart, gloves on, bosh! :eek:
Don't, I had the whole nine yards a couple of years ago. Fingers, tubes, the whole lot :( *shudder*
 
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