Poll: Should I complain to ASDA?

Sliver · 7 Oct 2017 at 08:11

One year closer to death is every birthday. But death should not be feared. And now for something random... Scoobydoo where are you?

Big Spender · 7 Oct 2017 at 08:34

Sliver said:
One year closer to death is every birtdoy. But death should not be feared. And now for something random... Scoobydoo where are you?

Fixed

Dempsey22 · 7 Oct 2017 at 08:40

Name change needs to happen

Hedge · 7 Oct 2017 at 09:10

I'm in tears here.

Hedge · 7 Oct 2017 at 09:11

What a great start to my Saturdoy

Akagi · 7 Oct 2017 at 10:34

Ahh it's still funny...

lookitsjonno · 7 Oct 2017 at 12:54

Brilliant, TOTY candidate for sure

Steampunk · 7 Oct 2017 at 13:40

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Mr Badger · 7 Oct 2017 at 13:53

Dear ASDA.

Thanks to your Haby Birtdoy candles I can no longer use the Internet and have had to move to another town and assume a new identity. I am also suffering from PTSD and get flashbacks every time some I hear or see the word birthday. A simple shopping trip to buy some chewing gum this morning resulted in my being thrown out and barred for abusing the display of greetings cards. I want some compensation!

Steampunk · 7 Oct 2017 at 13:54

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Steampunk · 7 Oct 2017 at 14:00

Greebo · 7 Oct 2017 at 14:47

Thread of the year

Uther · 7 Oct 2017 at 14:56

Still making me laugh 2 days later!

Poll: Should I complain to ASDA?

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