Silly customer letters

I read the first line of one letter before giving up;

Dear sir or madam (Norwich Union), Thank-you for you're offer of 20000 pound
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It's YOUR, not YOU'RE! Bloody fool!
 
I think he writes some of his letters in "character" (see the sweetcorn one) so grammatical and spelling errors may be intentional.
 
uv said:
I read the first line of one letter before giving up;



It's YOUR, not YOU'RE! Bloody fool!
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Maybe you should actually read the rest of it then? The grammar is deliberately wrong.

"Although Frangelo's grammar is a little rough...."

"but what was worst was that my friends aunt AND neither her children were'nt "entitled to claim insurance" because his tragic death was not considered an accident."

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
Hahahah! The "Shark in my drink" one has me in tears. So well written and simply crazy.

I think I might have a stab at creating some characters and doing this to random companies.
 
Awesome! These are my letters (I chanced upon this Overclockers forum link via Google Analytics). I'm well chuffed that people like them. The grammar is deliberately bad in a couple, although I wrote them quite a few years ago when I was a bit younger so none of them are too beautifully constructed.

Anyhow, thanks to the OP. It's ace seeing people actually liking these, as they've just been gathering dust in a grubby folder in my house for years.
 
Bread required.

I didn't find them that funny, they raised a smile, but not much else. Good way to get free vouchers and such though.
 
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lol.
 
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