Silly customer letters

hughythomas said:
haha am I the only one on here to physically LOL at my desk as I was reading them???!!
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Nope, I was ****ing myself and got a disaproving look as a customer walked in...

"It’s my colleague’s fault, for pouring the poison of wee into my nose. But I cannot take it out on him. He is simple."
 
Love that Ikea one. Bit disappointed with their reply, but at least they took the trouble to read it.
 
Pixelsmith said:
Awesome! These are my letters (I chanced upon this Overclockers forum link via Google Analytics). I'm well chuffed that people like them. The grammar is deliberately bad in a couple, although I wrote them quite a few years ago when I was a bit younger so none of them are too beautifully constructed.

Anyhow, thanks to the OP. It's ace seeing people actually liking these, as they've just been gathering dust in a grubby folder in my house for years.
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I think I first saw your site linked on the Consumerist, so I'm surprised that OCUK even made a blip in your analytics after it was linked there. Hope you can keep coming with letter ideas.
 
Hi again!

Forgive my whoring. 'Twas just to say that if anyone liked Chad Bradley's letters, I've started up a weekly email (the RollZero Electric Letter) which you might also like. I'm trying very hard to make it not crap, because these things are usually crap. Sign up box is in the site header and if anyone liked it enough to subscribe I'd be so happy that I might eat my stapler.

Here's a couple of past emails:

http://www.rollzero.com/pixs-column/215-electric-letter-3
http://www.rollzero.com/pixs-column/203-electric-letter-2

More on topic, I've just stuck up one of my favourite ever letters, a job application to Ginsters featuring ideas like parallelogram shaped sandwiches: http://www.rollzero.com/chads-letters/189-a-job-application.

Thanks and apologies for pimping my own endeavours,
Pix.
 
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