Silly things when drunk - why?

Broke a window with Lipstick?

About as good as mine get really.

Im usually the sober(ish) one who dares everyone else to do dumbass things and then laugh at them.
 
I downed a cocktail of vodka and cigarette butts. In my drunken state (and because it was dark) it looked like whisky to me :eek:
 
Made an entire floor of girls cry in 2 sentances.

Im not a proud man...it was stella not me. Its so out of my character too!
 
well the most embarassing thing was when i had been out with my mate and got soooo smashed on a home made cocktail (it had green dye in it)!! we then went back to her house i lay on the bed in me bra, then was sick all over myself! worst part is that i had eaten a kebab earliar!
BUT i was so out of it i slept in my sick!!
My lovely friend then washed the sick out of my hair the next morning!!
LOVE YA KAY!!
 
I fell out a shopping trolley after a night on the town. I decided to try and stand up in one of those really shallow small trolleys and tried to “surf” down the street. I fell off pretty much as soon as I got in, didn’t feel it much at the time but when I woke up the next morning I was in agony, had to get my mum to take me to the hospital. Told her I slipped and fell walking home haha.

Ohhh, I just remembered this one. In my old work one of my mates stole a goat from the local petting zoo while he was absolutely smashed, he got another mate to pick it up in his car and then they drove about with a goat in the back seat for a while before releasing it in some ones back garden. It made the local paper “I found a goat in my back garden”

I was in stitches when I heard about it.
 
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I have no recollection of it but I'm reliably informed I once chalked the toes of the wife of a bar owner (as in like putting chalk on a pool cue). I was later advised not to visit said bar for some considerable time :D
 
err i once woke up with a diversion sign in my room, dunno what hassle that caused.

my mate tried to hump my other mates dog when severely drunk

at a mates 18th bday party on saturday just gone i ate my contact lenses whilst drunk which didnt taste of much (it was for a dare) but then i coudlnt recognise anything more than 6ft away so the person who was 18 his girlfriend had to walk me home and then she ended up walking me to me room and i shagged her :D i said to my mate and apparently he was planning to split up with her in a weeks time anyway so he didnt care :p
 
Jenjey said:
That's just disgusting!!!
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Yes it really was. I vomited instantly. In my defence I was too drunk to realise what it was. I must admit that's not a very good defence though :o
 
Phate said:
yeh i no lol, apparently the dog legged it when he realised what was going on lol
i asked him about it and he said he has no memory of it
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that's the sort of thing you never live down. i sincerely hope you give him plenty of stick for that at regular intervals. if a mate of mine had done that, he's probably be in an insane asylum for the jibes by now!!

amazing.
 
23rd Birthday - Tuesday night - Not eaten anything all day

My friends decided to feed me all manner of shots etc and I was plastered by about 9pm

I sang the birdy song .. with the actions .. on top of a table in a pub which didn't play ANY music




oh the shame :(

The piccies were also posted here :o
 
im sure everyone knows the old tequilla shott sequence.
salt>tequila>lime

well i was told the bomb blah blah (forgot name)

it goes like this
snort salt> tequilla> and lime in the eye

well it wasnt pretty but i can say that i felt SOOO clean and fresh for a second then pain...

well i will recommend to people :D.
 
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