Silly things when drunk - why?

too many drunken nights,

worst one ended up with me waking up on a beach and having police waiting to arrest me when i stumbled home around lunch time
 
sormicoft said:
too many drunken nights,

worst one ended up with me waking up on a beach and having police waiting to arrest me when i stumbled home around lunch time
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waiting to arrest you for what?
 
I have done soooo many things, normally involving the removal of my clothes.

Running into the street naked and doing "Thunder Thunder cats ho!!!" with an imaginary sword of Thundera

Cupping my mates plums when he said he had shaved them or something (Bit hazy on this one) Loads of people in the room and I kinda sobered up when I clicked what I had done. I stopped looked at him and said, "Dude I have your nuts in my hand and I can feel your old fella against my wrist" He laughed and said yes you have haven't you!

Buried myself in leaves in Town and went to sleep in the gutter one night.

Tap danced on the roof of my car (No dents luckily)

That will do for now ;)
 
I don't remember, but I must do some crazy stuff cos I always wake up with injuries and I cannot think how I caused them.
 
most students steal shopping trolleys. i decided it would be hilarious to steal all 30 trolleys from somerfield, and start store-wars by leaving them outside co-op. just slipped a quid in the front one and away i went.
 
shimy182 said:
im sure everyone knows the old tequilla shott sequence.
salt>tequila>lime

well i was told the bomb blah blah (forgot name)

it goes like this
snort salt> tequilla> and lime in the eye

well it wasnt pretty but i can say that i felt SOOO clean and fresh for a second then pain...

well i will recommend to people :D.
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Tequila Slammer -> Suicide Slammer.
 
Ive eatin raw eggs, crushed coke cans against my head, climbed on top of the roof of the house on a cold frosty morning, belly flopped into a swimming pool 4 or 5 times in a row.

All WITHOUT touching a drop of alcohole:D
 
In my bid to get told off by a policeman bfore I hit 30 I asked one to show me his baton in town once. He obliged though, pff! The wpc he was with wasnt impressed though.

We also went leapfrogging over the bollards outside the policestation and I got hung up on one with my coat.

Last night I got hypothermia chatting on the phone outside the pub for half an hour, does that count? (Im still cold :( )
 
The funniest thing I did was dry-hump a girl on the floor infront of her bf.

She wanted it anyway as a few parties later her bf wasnt there ;)
 
20th birthday out in town. On way home girlfriend jumps on my back piggy style, i was so drunk i fell flat on my face on tarmac with no hands out in front of me. My head took the full force of mine and her weight. I can hear the sound to this day.

I got up blood weeing everywhere out my head, wallked into the house with the girlfriend crying her eyes out and preceeded to put a towel round my head rambo style and fell asleep. Boy what a mess in the morning and PAIN, I looked like something you would see in a horror movie :(
 
O yeah, pool party :cool: I dived in drunk and stoned :(, but didnt realise it was the shallow end. Got concussion and had to lay on a li lo for the rest of the night with serious back and head ache with mates all getting worried lol
 
we were out on the balcony and my housemate whos room the balcony is attached to had gone to bed.... so to get back into the house we were climbing through the bathroom window... towards the end of the night this took too long though, so i dived head first through the window... naturally as it was towards the end of the evening someone had dared me to take off my clothes so i was in my underwear and full length leather coat, at least i had my jester hat on though :D

weekend before last i drank a drink consisting of vodka, martini, advocat, creme de menth, baileys and something with the consistency of gravel ... was quite nice until the baileys curdled :)
 
shimy182 said:
im sure everyone knows the old tequilla shott sequence.
salt>tequila>lime

well i was told the bomb blah blah (forgot name)

it goes like this
snort salt> tequilla> and lime in the eye

well it wasnt pretty but i can say that i felt SOOO clean and fresh for a second then pain...

well i will recommend to people :D.
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lol was about to say this myself:p
 
18th birthday, my mates bought me a drink with 18 different spirits and like fool I downed it, obviously I don't remember any of that night apart from waking up in the next morning in a pool of my own vomit half naked on the back step of my house

aparently i got kicked out of the pub for trying to strip for some bird, never been back to said pub for fear that someone might recognise me
 
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