Simple things you fail at

I fail at controlling my forehead sweat. Seriously, as soon as I get on a train/public transport I get profuse forehead sweat. I realise this maybe psychological, but explain that to my forehead. My forehead is a stupid idiot.

OMG, I'm exactly the same and when I leave in the mornings to catch the train, it gets worse. I blame it on having a shower just before I leave the house though.
 
I actually bought some tiny round coloured stickers to put on my USB plugs so I know which way round to put them first time lmao
 
Yeah I have 1 eye as well, so I'm a lost cause for playing pool as I can't see depth. We both also miss out on stereography vision (3D glasses). Having said that though, I know someone who saw the new Toy Story in 3D and he said that we aren't missing much.
3D films will become the norm' soon though :(
 
Saying parallelogram (infact most Scots do), purple curly wurly and a million. Or so am told.

It did take me over two weeks to say parallelogram, to much hilarity of my work mates.
 
Ooh, just recalled - I fail at political correctness. I couldn't tell you the amount of times I've said something I consider hilarious, only to realise a few seconds later that it could be extremely offensive to somewhat of my present company. I blame the mates I grew up with, personally, they're no better now.
 
Ironing, just can't do it properly.

One of the best things to fail at really.

Oh and I tend to mumble in casual conversations until my brain kicks in and tells me to speak properly.
 
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