Singer Tulisa Arrested...

PiKe · 4 Jun 2013 at 18:49

Your 15 seconds of fame?

PooBrain · 4 Jun 2013 at 19:24

PiKe said:
Your 15 seconds of fame?

No soft lad i lasted about 2 hours and 10 mins. Gev her a good rogering.

DJMK4 · 4 Jun 2013 at 19:27

This needs some Hovis approval

WKN · 4 Jun 2013 at 19:28

I would love to smash her back doors in......

To search the premises for coke.

SilverTongue · 4 Jun 2013 at 19:29

xibinim said:
I find it hilarious because she claimed she was "inspiration for broken Britain”......

She just bought a £6m house and is getting done for a £800 coke deal.

Ermmmm.....no she hasn't she rents a £6m house @ £7500 pcm

regulus · 4 Jun 2013 at 20:55

wingman said:
It is completely rational to have not lived under a rock in recent times and at the same time not heard of Tulisa.

Agreed. If these people don't show up in the media that 'I' read, how would I know about her?

No1newts · 4 Jun 2013 at 21:03

She's a talentless skank (and not even that good looking IMO)

Good riddance as she's hardly the type you want on prime time TV if she's peddling coke on the side. What a moron!

diamount · 4 Jun 2013 at 21:08

fez said:
Read the thread, people calling her a ****, whore, chav, scum etc.

But she's all of those things.

Biohazard · 4 Jun 2013 at 21:11

No1newts said:
She's a talentless skank (and not even that good looking IMO)

Good riddance as she's hardly the type you want on prime time TV if she's peddling coke on the side. What a moron!

She might be a moron, but don't call her a skank in front of me!

I'd kill you all just to tap it.

No1newts · 4 Jun 2013 at 21:16

Biohazard said:
She might be a moron, but don't call her a skank in front of me!

I'd kill you all just to tap it.

Bio, I'm amazed to see you getting passionate over something other than Scottish independance

Now go tap that skank!!!

Locky · 4 Jun 2013 at 21:20

davido_labido said:
and to be fair, shed probably let us.... all at once.

where do I sign up?

haaammit · 4 Jun 2013 at 21:22

tl:dr

Who? Who actually cares?

Freddie1980 · 4 Jun 2013 at 21:43

I don't really care about the story and what she is alleged to have done, I find much more interesting read people's reactions to the story. I think it says a lot about British society in as much just how narcissistic many of us are, just look how quick we to put the boot in when people make a mistake. Again the best bit isn't the singer but you the great Britiah public.

Saint1972 · 4 Jun 2013 at 21:55

PooBrain said:
I've actually tapped Tulisa..was pretty good tbh lol.

Did she smell of Taramasalata?

Tobes · 4 Jun 2013 at 21:59

If she's any thing like the video I have seen of her then I would rather just leave it to myself to sort out.

Malevolence · 4 Jun 2013 at 22:04

Saint1972 said:
Did she smell of Taramasalata?

Nah, PooBrain had a 'feta problem', it's the odour what attracted her.

Dunks · 4 Jun 2013 at 22:14

PooBrain said:
No soft lad i lasted about 2 hours and 10 mins. Gev her a good rogering.

u wot m8

RetiredGreyFox · 4 Jun 2013 at 22:19

Saint1972 said:
Did she smell of Taramasalata?

According to Simon Cowell she smells of fags

physichull · 4 Jun 2013 at 22:34

Dimple said:
According to Simon Cowell she smells of fags

A classy lass then...

Schlong&Stable · 4 Jun 2013 at 22:43

That was Gary Barlow, not Cowell.