Sitzpinkler? Oder richtiger Mann?

adam98150 · 23 Jan 2015 at 18:20

Dimple said:
I do wherever/whenever I can for the simple reason I wear shorts virtually all the time and no matter how careful you are there is always a splash back. This also goes for when I'm in a pub at the urinal and you can feel little bits of urine hitting your legs from fellow pee'ers bouncing off the ceramic.
I remember a documentary years ago where they gave volunteers special trousers that reacted with urine and sent them out into different situations and every one of them came back with urine covered trousers.

Cubicle for me, every time.

But yeah, that's real gross.

Diddums · 23 Jan 2015 at 18:21

Cling film on toilet bowl.

Win win.

RetiredGreyFox · 23 Jan 2015 at 18:27

adam98150 said:
Cubicle for me, every time.

Which I do but standing up you'll still get splash backs.
Not so bad on trousers but awful on bare legs.

benjii · 23 Jan 2015 at 18:32

Don't forget the superman. Where you have to adopt the flying pose after a certain activity for two.

Salsa · 23 Jan 2015 at 18:34

benjii said:
Don't forget the superman. Where you have to adopt the flying pose after a certain activity for two.

The whole "I know where its pointing but no idea where its going" thing can be a nightmare!

/Salsa

The Funktopus · 23 Jan 2015 at 18:51

benjii said:
Don't forget the superman. Where you have to adopt the flying pose after a certain activity for two.

Connect 4?

Terminal_Boy · 23 Jan 2015 at 18:58

Pee in the nearest sink. Saves you having to go sink > urinal > sink.

Dis86 · 23 Jan 2015 at 19:53

I do occasionally enjoy a comfort pee.

Because I'm worth it.

DXP55 · 23 Jan 2015 at 20:16

At my age a sit down wee is preferred as I know it can only go down - now I wear braces so it's anyone's guess where it goes.

Dave

Kosmiche · 23 Jan 2015 at 20:22

I only sit down for a wee if I'm having a poo at the same time

dodg3rman · 23 Jan 2015 at 22:13

I'll sit down if I know my missus needs a pee , it warms the seat up for her and I get extra credits for use at a later date

Public loos are a nightmare as i'm a bit of a clean freak and I try to stand as far away from the splash back as possible and walk in as it runs out

Efour · 23 Jan 2015 at 23:21

I recently got wee shamed for being noisy whilst taking a slash....

Apparently in the circle i move a sitting wee is normal for men *ughhh*

I lol'd - but now i'm utterly paranoid about rogue splash back and drips at "mums" house.

Skeeter · 24 Jan 2015 at 00:02

3. I try to get in a few manly coughs and sighs, plus the odd fart.

D.P. · 24 Jan 2015 at 02:57

At a friends house I sit. At home it is a mix, at night time I sit it is just easier and I can leave the lights out.

In the public stand at urinal.

Dark_Injection · 27 Jan 2015 at 01:39

I live in Germany and it is true, even of the younger generation (20s+).

Many of my friends, even on heavy nights whilst drinking at a house will shout at me whilst im peeing because they know im not sitting down. My house mate also gives me a lot of stick for it too, even though im not getting it everywhere, and always the toilet seat up!

In clubs etc, obviously standing is normal...but in every home you are expected to sit.

I cant get my head around it, and I mock all of them...and i still dont sit! Its just not the mans way! It feels incredibly wrong haha.

Turambar · 27 Jan 2015 at 03:51

I'm secure enough in my manhood that I can sit down to urinate. It's cleaner. Even with perfect aim you're still spraying urine all over the place when standing.

Efour · 27 Jan 2015 at 04:59

Turambar said:
I'm secure enough in my manhood that I can sit down to urinate. It's cleaner. Even with perfect aim you're still spraying urine all over the place when standing.

I simply don't get the manhood thing. I've always stood to wee. I've never seen it as an empowering masculine thing to prove my alphaness in the pack

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Its just faster. I guess ill be training myself to wee quieter or start sitting.

RetiredGreyFox · 27 Jan 2015 at 07:32

Dark_Injection said:
I live in Germany and it is true, even of the younger generation (20s+).

Many of my friends, even on heavy nights whilst drinking at a house will shout at me whilst im peeing because they know im not sitting down. My house mate also gives me a lot of stick for it too, even though im not getting it everywhere, and always the toilet seat up!

In clubs etc, obviously standing is normal...but in every home you are expected to sit.

I cant get my head around it, and I mock all of them...and i still dont sit! Its just not the mans way! It feels incredibly wrong haha.

There is a film somewhere of a 'careful' wee'ing man and the urine cloud is going everywhere.

Burnsy2023 · 27 Jan 2015 at 10:42

I feel this is like a bus scenario. Why stand when you can sit?

Also, Reddit isn't going to read itself.

arknor · 27 Jan 2015 at 10:59

Eames said:
I only sit down for a wee if I'm having a poo at the same time

same and the wee only ever comes once the number 2 has came out so why call it a number 2 if it comes out first?
assuming its the same for everyone it's like it's encoded into my DNA to stop me physically being able to poo and pee at the same time

I feel this is like a bus scenario. Why stand when you can sit?

Because it's a waste of energy for something that takes 20-30 seconds if that