Sitzpinkler? Oder richtiger Mann?

[Judgeneo]

Clearly you've never been drunk enough...

7) The regretful drunk - Stood leaning over the water filled ceramic, one hand pushing against the wall opposite to hold yourself upright, the other hand aiming the gentlemans sausage. Eyes down, mouth hovering over the hole, just in case stomach contents decide to eject themselves.

Still standing though.

 

[krooton]

Because it's a waste of energy for something that takes 20-30 seconds if that

If you feel like you have used up energy when sitting to take a pee, you might need to have a review of your fitness level

 

[arknor]

If you feel like you have used up energy when sitting to take a pee, you might need to have a review of your fitness level

well I'm imagining that standing for 30 seconds takes less energy than sitting and than standing back up

you use only balancing muscles standing having a pee really?
but getting off the toilet you fully compress your leg muscles pretty much to stand back up?
surely it's more energy used

Anyway I'm pretty fit I was doing 50-70 mile bike rides last summer, let my self go a bit over the winter and put on half a stome but ill shift it and get my fitness back once the weather is around 8c