So how do I gain access to the secret forums

Christmas themed thank · 24 Aug 2018 at 11:20

10,000 posts passed, so how do I gain access?

Feek · 24 Aug 2018 at 11:23

Do you know the secret handshake and code words?

Slam62 · 24 Aug 2018 at 11:25

If you don't have it now you'll never get it

Diddums x · 24 Aug 2018 at 11:27

Slam62 said:
If you don't have it now you'll never get it

^read this guy's signature.

Maccy · 24 Aug 2018 at 11:29

It's invite only now.

robfosters · 24 Aug 2018 at 11:34

Maccy said:
It's invite only now.

I take it I was blackballed?

FortuitousFluke · 24 Aug 2018 at 11:35

Gigabit said:
10,000 posts passed, so how do I gain access?

Maccy said:
It's invite only now.

And he never returned to the forums, choosing instead to spend his remaining time wondering why he'd wasted 6 years of his life.

Chris Wilson · 24 Aug 2018 at 11:41

If you can't afford £100 to charity you certainly can't afford the membership fees...

The mod's super yacht doesn't run on veg oil you know?

Diddums x · 24 Aug 2018 at 11:58

There is no spoon.

DeanT77 · 24 Aug 2018 at 12:00

If you have to ask then you don't get in for another 5,000 posts.

Better luck next time

Kol · 24 Aug 2018 at 12:13

robfosters said:
I take it I was blackballed?

False. Blueballed.

Maccy · 24 Aug 2018 at 12:15

Diddums said:
There is no spoon.

The cake is a lie...

Diddums x · 24 Aug 2018 at 12:19

MOTORCYCLES!

MooMoo444 · 24 Aug 2018 at 12:31

Wasn’t it raised to 20k?

I still have my access and have over 20k anyway

Eddie · 24 Aug 2018 at 13:13

Fellatio.

randomshenans · 24 Aug 2018 at 13:13

Bend over and cough

Ayahuasca · 24 Aug 2018 at 13:15

You need a 10 Gigabit connection.

Tee Hee Johnson · 24 Aug 2018 at 13:22

bang a mod?

Diddums x · 24 Aug 2018 at 13:23

Tee Hee Johnson said:
bang a mod?

We all have, it'd be like throwing a sausage down an alleyway.

Megahurtz400 · 24 Aug 2018 at 14:29

[ladies only] do you think i'm attractive?

EDIT: I've still got my access from when you only needed 5000 posts