So how do I gain access to the secret forums

Pawnless Endgame · 24 Aug 2018 at 15:34

I thought that the 10k forum was one of those OcUK in-jokes like Hovis, boxing stance, "spec me a..." and lolkwerk type posts :-)

something daft already!! · 24 Aug 2018 at 15:36

Worst "Look how may posts I have" thread yet.

signs · 24 Aug 2018 at 15:45

send me £50 ill get you in

ci_newman · 24 Aug 2018 at 18:08

Rule # 1, be attractive
Rule # 2, don't be unattractive
Rule # 3, 10000 posts

Kreeeee · 24 Aug 2018 at 18:16

Kol · 24 Aug 2018 at 18:24

@Pawnless Endgame Haven't you seen Miracle on 34th Street? You have to "Believe"

Malevolence · 24 Aug 2018 at 19:20

Diddums said:
MOTORCYCLES!

You ****. In tears here.

Mr Jack · 24 Aug 2018 at 19:22

Gigabit said:
10,000 posts passed, so how do I gain access?

You have to ask the mods for a name change first.

Diddums x · 24 Aug 2018 at 19:24

Malevolence said:
You ****. In tears here.

Bout bloody time I got some recognition for it

Freddie1980 · 24 Aug 2018 at 19:59

A few years all those hidden forums were open to the public for very short time. Why do you even run a secret forum? The purpose of your company is to sell computer parts, the main forum acts as a supplementary customer service center surely that sort thing puts you at risk of bad PR (given the main forum is family friendly).

tom_nieto · 24 Aug 2018 at 20:08

The secret 10,000 post forum is the only reason I’ve hung around so long... so close!

Resident · 24 Aug 2018 at 20:10

Solve this and be granted access:

If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked a long time ago

Diddums x · 24 Aug 2018 at 21:05

Freddie1980 said:
A few years all those hidden forums were open to the public for very short time. Why do you even run a secret forum? The purpose of your company is to sell computer parts, the main forum acts as a supplementary customer service center surely that sort thing puts you at risk of bad PR (given the main forum is family friendly).

Agreed, they should probably restrict the public from seeing it.

koooowweeee · 24 Aug 2018 at 21:18

tom_nieto said:
The secret 10,000 post forum is the only reason I’ve hung around so long... so close!

6 more spam to go

Mr Jack · 24 Aug 2018 at 21:50

So I posted to this thread in joking fashion, and then actually checked....

Yeah, I could have been posting on the Secret Forum where the cool kids hang out all this time and I never noticed. Doh!

Malt_Vinegar · 24 Aug 2018 at 22:27

The first rule of secret forum is we don't talk about secret forum...

tom_nieto · 24 Aug 2018 at 23:17

koooowweeee said:
6 more spam to go

Still no access to the prons though... you gotta be a Don for that!

SexyGreyFox · 24 Aug 2018 at 23:22

tom_nieto said:
Still no access to the prons though... you gotta be a Don for that!

or a MoH but there's too much Ladyboy material in there

tom_nieto · 24 Aug 2018 at 23:24

SexyGreyFox said:
or a MoH but there's too much Ladyboy material in there

It’s important to provide material for everyone’s tastes I suppose!

Minusorange · 24 Aug 2018 at 23:52

To see it, you must look with open eyes