So, my girlfriend is off to rescue an animal

[Guest2]

...a city pigeon.
She said it looked sad so is off to get it, bring it back and give it a bath

Anyone else have to put up their other halves takes pigeons off the street to bath them?

Yes, i’ll get pics as I can see this going wrong. Either her getting scratched or it flying around my apartment crapping everywhere

 

[Raymond Lin]

A city pigeon is basically a flying rat...

 

[jsmoke]

Weird.

 

[Dis86]

I thought relationships between carer and caree were frowned upon?

 

[Guest2]

A city pigeon is basically a flying rat...

Yep, I know! Rabies here we come

 

[Malevolence]

Does it have a stumpy foot?

 

[Guest2]

Does it have a stumpy foot?

Most probably

 

[wedrum]

you say an animal is it her ex ?

 

[builder22]

bring it back?

what makes you think the pigeon will agree to this plan?

 

[Chris Wilson]

Poor thing will probably die of shock....

 

[Johno please?]

A city pigeon is basically a flying rat...

Original. But lol at op's GF.

 

[Mysterae_]

Hey, OP, perhaps it's for your dinner tonight! Warning though, pigeon is rank, tastes like a London taxi....

 

[oldbanana]

Does she have a diagnosis of somesort ?

 

[cainer]

When the pigeon gets back to your house you're both going to look at each other and go WTF?

 

[Akagi]

Race her to the pidgeon and shoot it, then earn brownie points by consoling the sad missus.

 

[LOAM]

Change the locks

 

[Malevolence]

Most probably

And the pigeon?

 

[Toothy1911]

If she looks like this, you might be in for some entertaining shenanigans.

 

[Guest2]

‘Bob’ dried off for a bit, had some oats and is now being released by the canal where there are trees

 

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