So now you're president....

Jono8 · 5 Nov 2008 at 18:49

cover the whitehouse with cardboard boxes and pillows and put a "no girls allowed" sign up.

Tummy · 5 Nov 2008 at 19:03

Invite Jacko, Garry Glitter and a bunch of kids over for tea and sweeties.

Marky · 5 Nov 2008 at 19:24

I'd go look at some secret stuff - that way I can blackmail my way to the second term Muahahahaha

Reginald · 5 Nov 2008 at 21:23

Yeah.. shouldnt it be the black house now? Id rename it

Edinho · 5 Nov 2008 at 21:24

.....I will dump diamonds out of my Rectum.

Another Tony Blair another politician full of poo poo.

OpenToSuggestions · 5 Nov 2008 at 21:29

I would make it compulsary for Americans to know where the USA is on a world map.

KatanaDV20 · 5 Nov 2008 at 22:53

Because it sits up there in the sky thinking its the coolest thing around. Also the moon is in favour of communism.

I havent laughed this hard in a long time

This has to be the most original and imaginative statement on this forum and whats more I love it!

Monkeynut · 5 Nov 2008 at 23:03

1. Remove troops from Iraq
2. Drive tanks into Zimbabwe menacingly.
3. Build an Ion Cannon.

BigglesPiP · 5 Nov 2008 at 23:06

I thought this was a no-brainer. Get your wife to accept some flowers at the door looking a right state.

Duke · 5 Nov 2008 at 23:09

I would make a new thread on OcUK.

meghatronic · 5 Nov 2008 at 23:15

For everyone that said get troops out of Iraq, what then?

I mean, what does Iraq do next?

Zogger · 6 Nov 2008 at 00:14

Duke said:
I would make a new thread on OcUK.

Spec me an invasion plan?
Spec me a WMD?
Been missold credit - what are my rights?

Robosapien · 6 Nov 2008 at 00:59

Emlyn_Dewar said:
lol.

This, like a pirate.

Vonhelmet · 6 Nov 2008 at 13:53

blix said:
Nuke the moon.

I like the moon! Because it is close to us. I like the moon, but not as much as a spoon, 'cause that's more use for eating soup. And a fork isn't very good for that. Unless it has got many vegetables, and then you might be better off with a chopstick.

npjnpj · 6 Nov 2008 at 14:56

Rename it the Black House,
make the official greeting there 'Yo',
get rid of the honkey mofos.