So the old man just walked in on me.. (clean post)

NeoReloaded · 5 Dec 2011 at 22:00

Just showed my missus the replys and she said, "To be honest Dave that is pretty sick" and just walked off haha!

EdGey · 5 Dec 2011 at 22:05

You did what? Why would someone do that.

Troll?

Nitefly · 5 Dec 2011 at 22:23

NeoReloaded said:
Just showed my missus the replys and she said, "To be honest Dave that is pretty sick" and just walked off haha!

I used to go to Poole Park. To feed the ducks with my great grandma.

You have ruined Poole for me

RabbitHutch · 5 Dec 2011 at 23:23

*Father gets downstairs*

"Martha, we have to burn all of the towels."

Camarilla · 5 Dec 2011 at 23:24

fadetoblack said:
Am I missing something here was he having a ham shank? Or nailing his bird?

He was 'cleaning his post'. The title says so

[FnG]magnolia · 5 Dec 2011 at 23:30

NeoReloaded said:
Ever since I started... ya know since I was a little lad I have always "consumed" my man gravy!

King Damager · 5 Dec 2011 at 23:30

Skillmister said:
I thought it was odd that people don't towel fap

You're Odd.

NeoReloaded said:
Ever since I started... ya know since I was a little lad I have always "consumed" my man gravy!

This is just...

Just... I don't even know what. All you weird Towel and Sock Fappers are completely forgiven!

I mean just...

Brain splattered on wall...

Mind. Cannot. Comprehend.

I guess however this would be the appropriate time to ask if whether what you eat effects how it tastes...

kd

Camarilla · 5 Dec 2011 at 23:32

NeoReloaded said:
Ever since I started... ya know since I was a little lad I have always "consumed" my man gravy!

You don't go by the initials CWC do you?

Tummy · 5 Dec 2011 at 23:35

^TANK^ said:
Are you a yogurt guzzler as well Tummy?

I'm not sure why you felt the need to post this and then quote this?

No, I don't drink sperm, unfortunately for you TANK you're all out of luck

DJMK4 · 5 Dec 2011 at 23:36

I bet ops dad has come out the shower and put his towl to his face, not knowing that his sons penis had ejaculated on it just a wash ago

Fossil · 6 Dec 2011 at 05:27

This thread was funny until NeoReloaded derailed it

^TANK^ · 6 Dec 2011 at 05:36

Tummy said:
I'm not sure why you felt the need to post this and then quote this?

No, I don't drink sperm, unfortunately for you TANK you're all out of luck

I'll take that as a yes then.

Edward78 · 6 Dec 2011 at 05:48

and he said, grandpa!!! Those little blue pills gave me a jolly good time.

Kazz · 6 Dec 2011 at 12:02

Suddenly my egg mayo sandwich doesn't look to appealing

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