So the summer weather is upon us, Any non baseball cap head wear suggestions

Knotted hanky and vest for that retro look

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Tactical multicam mesh back baseball cap with an offensive patch on the front.

Mine looks very much like it bears The North Face logo, but actually says “Hey, **** Face!”.
 
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Baseball caps can be cool at any age as long as you wear them sideways.

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If the real issue is a bald patch, then just thickly apply a mixture of English mustard and your own urine 4 times a day. This will stop anyone from getting close enough to comment on your lack of hair.
 
Baseball caps can be cool at any age as long as you wear them sideways.

comedian-benny-hill-with-baseball-bat-cap-and-jacket-november-1989-B3MKN5.jpg

If the real issue is a bald patch, then just thickly apply a mixture of English mustard and your own urine 4 times a day. This will stop anyone from getting close enough to comment on your lack of hair.
:cry: The first one got me a single lol, the second got me a triple-lol. Many thanks.
 
someone on here made that pic of me whoever it was

One time years ago The GF and I were on a pub crawl in the town centre and went into a gay bay while it was still quite early, funny thing is I was wearing a blue and white striped boy looking like Jean paul and I had my highlighted hair at the time too. I bet the people in the bar thought she was a fag hag or something lol. I went into the toilets and on the sink they had little silver tray with free lube sachets on them, so of course I grabbed two handfuls and threw them in her handbag....
 
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Funnily enough I've just bought a new bomber jacket from River Island, the one with the hood at £58
Why would you spend £58 at River Island? It is just tat indiscriminately imported from China. See you again soon to buy a replacement for similar money.
 
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