So what have you found while fixing peoples computers?

dmpoole said:
A mate bought his PC round this morning because it has slowed down and things have gone missing.
This is the 3rd time and it always happens when his son comes home from Uni and he obviously does what most males do - look for porn.
Last year I set my mate up with an Easynews account so he doesn't use Torrents or have the need to go looking at dodgy sites for stuff but still his son wanders.
However, his son (and it is his son) hasn't cleared any traces of what he's been up to and sitting on the desktop were two Shemale films and two gay films :D
I also found a directory of recently downloaded gay porn.
I will definitely have to keep this away from his Dad.

Every now and then I check his computer at his home and its always clean but this time there were also 8 viruses and 436 malicious malware on it and this is all because of torrents and dodgy sites.
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Dont forget to lube up and ease it in inch by inch!







The cpu that is, plenty of AS5
 
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I fixed my mates mums pc a few years ago, I found pictures of her in her underwear posing on it. (she's about 60 and beefy)
That was awkward.
When she offered me a coffee... Well. I froze for a bit to say the least. "What? Oh. Um, okay, black with no sugar"
 
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Find lots of 'naughty' things on contractors Laptop's coming back from site, not really bothered as it's not harming anyone or affecting the company.

Porn sites through the work connection is another issue ;) :p
 
Alan! said:
time you moved on to computers, may would appreciate your services.;)
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Hah .. yeah, but I wonder what would be the equivalent of handing over hard copy (porn mags) compared to digital images on a hard drive though. It's easy enough to hide your porn on a PC by burying it several layers of subfolders deep/renaming/encrypting if you are that way enclined.

O/T and maybe a bit of thread redirection, but how do you guys handle your computer porn stash if you are in a relationship( like me)?

My partner Knows I download porn, I don't try too hard to go out of my way to hide it, but I don't actually download/view porn while my partner is present.

How do you other pervs (with partners) handle this?
 
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Robdav said:
I worked for ICL's training company ................................

one rule for sales, one rule for the rest of us :rolleyes: I left shortly afterwards.
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Pretty much goes that way everywhere. I worked at BP, and one of the worldwide senior female execs was giving a presentation, she had to leave the room so the tech guy got up to set up the next presentation for the next speaker, he saw an avi on the desktop called 'fun' so double clicked on it, still not sure why he did it, but it turned out to be her having some fun with someone who wasn't her husband! Strangely, she never got a bollocking, but the techie got a written warning!
 
kefkef said:
Pretty much goes that way everywhere. I worked at BP, and one of the worldwide senior female execs was giving a presentation, she had to leave the room so the tech guy got up to set up the next presentation for the next speaker, he saw an avi on the desktop called 'fun' so double clicked on it, still not sure why he did it, but it turned out to be her having some fun with someone who wasn't her husband! Strangely, she never got a bollocking, but the techie got a written warning!
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Will probably think twice about touching things labbeled "fun".

Curiosity, cats and the like.
 
My uncles laptop had a video of a woman in a shopping trolley with a gag in her mouth getting ummm "dominated" shall we say :(. I didn't know what to do so i just gave it back to him and said i didn't know what was wrong. Haven't spoken to him since :o:p
 
AtreuS said:
When i worked at a medium sized pc shop in manchester ( cant say who ) we had 2 babes bring in a pc for repair. The guy at the counter incorrectly diagnosed the fault as a hard drive failure and told the girls that ALL the data was lost. They agreed to leave the pc for a new drive and windows reinstall etc etc.

When i got the pc it was just a dodgy IDE cable so i fixed it and left it running while i went and had my dinner. When i came back there was a large crowd round the door to the repair room, the lads in the build workshop had obviously found something good.

I cleared a path and got to my pc, the screensaver had come on and was happily displaying the red hot pics of the 2 girls at a rate of one every 5 seconds. :p

We cleared the room to much annoyance from the rest of the staff and then we got a bit interested as to what else might be lurking on the drive. Sure enough there was about 3 hours of RED HOT 2 girl action they had obviously taken themselves with a webcam of somesort.

When they came back to pick up the pc they looked a little sheepish, obviously wondering if we had seen the stuff. Everyone was totally normal right upto waving them goodbye through the window at which point 3 of the lads came running out of the back with "i love lesbians" t-shirts on! ( one of the guys had a brother who owned a printers who did tshirts and stuff ).

The look on the girls faces was a priceless picture :D

And no i dont before anyone asks. The disc got lost years ago sadly.
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How big and clever, they must have really deserved that treatment. Fair enough it was a screen saver but why would you want to embarass someone like that because they are gay, its hardly unusual. ZOMG people having gay porn on hard drive shock.

My other favourite quotes on here are people crying at friends having tranny or gay porn on their hard drive and it actually changing your opinion on them. Thats awful really, lets all laugh at people or think they are lesser human beings for exploring their sexual preference or perversion on the privacy of their computer
 
mattpj said:
How big and clever, they must have really deserved that treatment. Fair enough it was a screen saver but why would you want to embarass someone like that because they are gay, its hardly unusual. ZOMG people having gay porn on hard drive shock.

My other favourite quotes on here are people crying at friends having tranny or gay porn on their hard drive and it actually changing your opinion on them. Thats awful really, lets all laugh at people or think they are lesser human beings for exploring their sexual preference or perversion on the privacy of their computer
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I like you. You think like I do :cool:
 
Bigstan said:
I'd be interested to know how many of you people would be happy if you found out the plumber you'd employed to fix your taps had been nosing about in your personal stuff? Not many, I would imagine.

People in a position of trust who rifle through someone's personal folders on a PC they've been asked to mend are despicable in my book - if you wouldn't want it done to you, don't do it to other people.
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If I kept pron in my toilet and the plumber found it when fixing my downpipe then how could I complain, but if he started looking under my bed then yes I see your point? I don't think many of the stories here are about people surfing peoples HHD looking for stuff - most has been all too apparent.
 
EddScott said:
Wife used to work for home care company. I went to help a chap who was paralysed and had difficulty with his arms.

I fixed his outlook express but couldn't help notice the premium rate internet access icon on the desktop. I quietly suggested he get broadband and I helped him find some decent sites.

Way I saw it the poor bugger only ever saw the carers so at least it would keep him occupied :)

Sorted my wifes parents internet connection and found history to swapping and digging sites. Apparently it was her younger brother - yeah ok! ;)

Also bought a mobile from ebay which had a pick of the sellers appendage - I left positive feedback "Phone works perfectly - wife loved the *** pic"

Had my boss on the phone trying to clear pron off their computer having caught their eldest son. I could hear his wife shouting "Its hardcore!!"
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the last paragraph made me laugh like hell :D
 
Around 1983 we had to have builders in to do a bit of work so that we could sell our terraced house.
When I got home in the afternoon they were both round next door bonking the **** who lived there and I had to shout them down because they'd left my doors open.
Anyway, a couple of days later I went to my porn stash which was in my bedside cabinet and half of it was missing and only they could have took it.
You're right BigStan, I did feel violated but what worse was the thought that they would have gone through my ladies cabinet which contained all her bedroom lingerie etc.
If they had been in my cabinet they must have been everywhere but all my porn video collection was intact (perhaps because they were labelled Coronation Street, Brookside etc).
 
A repaired a PC as a favour for a friend of my wifes. Booted it up early in the morning and left it running whilst I made another coffee. When I returned I had pictures of his naked 18 girlfriend as a screensaver!

Bonus as my chances of seeing more naked 18 year olds at 34 is becoming increasingly unlikely.
 
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(I am, of course, assuming the story is true and not the fabricated fantasy of some saddo).
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Nice attitude from a man of honour. :rolleyes: i would say you are the saddo for making a daft statement like that. If i wanted to make something up i could do a hell of a lot better than that!

As for the guys with the t shirts on i had no idea they were going to do it, this was 3 days later when they came to pick it up and apparently the lad on the counter rang into the back when the girls came and they sprung into action.

As for thinking that pc repair shops dont rummage though your personal data... simply LOL at that. :p To think otherwise means you must be the most innocent person on the planet. Maybe in blue chip companies like toshiba or samsung where they have proper regulations and such, im talking about a crappy backstreet pc seller/repair shop in an inner city environment paying the staff 11k a year! This was the kind of place where the head of the build dept ran a pc all day burning off copies of the latest games he had dloaded for everyone, as well as films and porn etc.

As for "emabarassing them for being gay" i doubt anyone in the place thought that 2 girls sleeping with each other was grounds for them being embarrased and ridiculed, more like the fact that they kept their stuff on the bloody pc and not on a disc or a pen drive and then went to a shop with it. The folder was in my documents called "sexy fun" ( or something like that its been a few years ) so hardly hidden and tucked out of the way. As it happens the pc did have several virus and spyware files on it and also needed a registry clean up, i didnt just replace the cable and search for porn!. It had the standard health check and clean up done before the whole screensaver incident even happened.

So you can take your "holier than thou" attitude and reserve your place on that little cloud when you die. The rest of us are going to hell and will probably have a better time there than we would sat on the cloud next to you :p
 
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