Spec me a car

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Hi guys,

Right - I'm after a bit of flash in my life. I also want something thats not going to go wrong, has plenty of kit and is quick. Must be a good brand so girls think I am awesome.

I've got £135.20 and a packet of polos to spend!

Spec me a car, I dont want anything rubbish mind!
 
Sounds like another job for Saab man to me, i'l get him on the Saab phone.

Peerzy, to the Saab cave lets go!
 
This isn't the same cave where you take poor African children is it Mark to build your evil empire? I've heard terrible stories on the internet about this.
 
This isn't the same cave where you take poor African children is it Mark to build your evil empire? I've heard terrible stories on the internet about this.

We dont take children prisoners, thats very 1990s we swap them for guns now, obviously ;)
 
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F T W, its got Lambo doors and everyfink...
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It is well much faster than your 530i blud, just check out that scoop, it adds 50 bhp. And my mate told me that the 316i is only a few seconds slower than an M3 from 0-60. WHAT'S A FEW SECONDS!?!?!

Plus I'm pretty sure that guy will take a packet of polos as part ex mate innit

Also mate, it has screens in the door, you'll have to dislocate your neck to watch your dodgy burns of Gavin and Stacey, but it is well worth it mate. IN THE DOORS!!
 
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It is well much faster than your 530i blud, just check out that scoop, it adds 50 bhp. And my mate told me that the 316i is only a few seconds slower than an M3 from 0-60. WHAT'S A FEW SECONDS!?!?!

Plus I'm pretty sure that guy will take a packet of polos as part ex mate innit

There it is thats the one.
 
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It is well much faster than your 530i blud, just check out that scoop, it adds 50 bhp. And my mate told me that the 316i is only a few seconds slower than an M3 from 0-60. WHAT'S A FEW SECONDS!?!?!

Plus I'm pretty sure that guy will take a packet of polos as part ex mate innit

Over budget :(
 
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