Spec me a prank

Maybe I'm missing something with the balls + key prank...even when he finds out the number of the ball with the key in it, he's got to then find the ball in question. He might as well just start removing each ball from his car and shaking each ball as he goes.

I would invade his fag packet and swap one for an exploding version, if you can find any that look convincing enough.

Or superglue a ridiculous toupee to his head. Ginger or something.
 
1. Buy a lightbulb
2. Drill a small hole in the top side of said lightbulb and/or remove the bulb glass from the metal fitting
3. Fill said lightbulb with a mixture of gunpowder and small metal ballbearings
4. Fit said lightbulb into his living room and/or other commonly used household room
5. He returns home from a fun day of accounting and turns on the light
6. ????
7. Profit
 
you can get these small bangers that fit in the end of his cigarettes lace a full packet full of them ;) i did this once to my dad was pretty epic synged eyebrows and lots of rage and jumping
 
Sleep with his wife

Make sure he walks in on you as you're going for it doggystyle ,then pull out, chuckle and both shout "HA, GOT YA!"
 
Some interesting ideas!

I will go for the more non violent and perverted ones I think (as before)!
 
get the spare key for his car from the mrs, hide it.. deny all knowledge.


Get the spare car key and stick a crook lock on then lock his car back up.

I did a varient of this to a guy who worked in our warehouse, broke into his car at start of shift "never had a spare key" fixed a crook lock, locked his car back up, wrote two notes, one i gave to site security reception saying if you want the key to the crook lock its behind the bar at the pub a mile down the road from work.

The 2nd note i took to the pub and asked the bar lady to keep it and a guy will come asking for it within the hour, inside it i put the keys to the crook lock i and a nice **** taking letter to him telling him not to be a cocky git or next time he won't get the keys for the crook lock :)

Killer was that i told loads of people at work what i'd done and when we finished the shift they all waited near his car and took the **** royal when he stood there wondering WTF how did that get on my car, as i was driving past laughing my **** off at him to drop the note and keys off at the pub i told him that security reception had a note for him :)

he got ripped royal bout it for ages :D
 
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