Small development here. They phoned me today to get some more details for the free 5 day insurance. They ran through the details of the car... Audi A4 2.0 TDI Multitronic, registered Nov 2011, mileage 51k... Wait what? The website and the salesman said 26k. They checked the vehicle and it was in fact on 51k. That wasn't in itself a disaster, I would be fine with 51k miles, with a bit off the price for hassle etc, maybe some accessories thrown in. Asked them to confirm the Multitronic oil service at 38,000. It hasn't been done. Not that it was done late but STILL hasn't been done. Bearing in mind that Audi UK have wriggled out of the warranty for people who've had the gearbox oil changed 2000 miles late, this was obviously a complete non starter so asked for the deposit back. They said it was OK though because they would do the gearbox oil change today for free. I said that wasn't going to work for me because of the warranty issue.
At this point, I'd like to point out that this was an Approved Used Audi, found through the Audi website and was for sale at an Audi Dealership.
I said that I thought it was appalling that they were willing to sell an approved used Audi which didn't have a full service history. She then said that it did have a full service history that it was just the gearbox oil hadn't been done! I started to argue and then said, I don't know why I'm arguing about it because I'm not having the car. She is arranging to get my deposit back to me and asked if I wanted it to go back onto my card. I said yes and she said, if I could just email my card details to her, she'd get that sorted! After stopping laughing and then establishing she wasn't joking, I told her that I didn't think it was a good idea and that she could just send me a cheque.