Spec me my GF's 22nd Bday present

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[Admiral Huddy]

At least every husband in the UK has bought one of these for their wife at least once .. Haven't they???

 

[Gtiracer]

How about a Potty Fisher

http://www.therandomshop.co.uk/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=6&products_id=978&zenid=8e265243c91e677d5a019fddd76efa7a

Keep her busy

 

[maxilive]

Apron? O.o

 

[ntg]

How about tattooing "doormat" on your forehead?

Nothing says doormat like 22 presents for a girls 22nd birthday.

Take her off the pedestal, you've been warned.

 

[Deleted member 77746]

lmao @ some of the suggestions!

 

[[TW]Fox]

How about tattooing "doormat" on your forehead?

Nothing says doormat like 22 presents for a girls 22nd birthday.

Take her off the pedestal, you've been warned.

Maybe he is making up for the fact she is lots younger than him

 

[infernox]

Comedy ? or something, buy her tickets for somewheres and for a meal

 

[ntg]

Maybe he is making up for the fact she is lots younger than him

You'd think young women chose mature men because they are supposed to be..you know..more mature.

 

[BennyC]

Down the pub, get her drunk, buy her some chips and then drag her back to yours for a 22 second slam session.

Facepalm at the 22 presents. Fair enough it's a nice idea, which is all it should have been. If you have to shower this woman with material posessions you're probably either insecure or making up for 'inadequacies'.

A more serious suggestion. Tell her to dress up smart, pick her up, shove a big bunch of flowers in her face and take her out for a nice meal and a few quiet drinks after. Then go to town on her growler. My missus would be over the moon with that

 

[Kazz]

Nothing says "I love you" more than a wee jobby placed in the middle of a little box.

Oh, and don't forget the bow.

 

[Evoss]

Teatowls?

 

[freak2002]

Then go to town on her growler.

Wash and Wax???

 

[markk]

Steak and a bj. She's earned it.

bahahahahaha

 

[Danthus]

Maybe he is making up for the fact she is lots younger than him

In that case then just get her a Curly Wurly.

 

[kalvindeane]

Kaffe loves muntjacs. Get her one of those.

 

[sHo0sH]

Slippers and a *****.

If she doesn't like the slippers she can **** herself.

 

[bagsjoni]

offer to give her a bath like a little baby on her birth day. You won't believe the results!

 

[Deleted member 77746]

offer to give her a bath like a little baby on her birth day. You won't believe the results!

Rub Rub, Wash Wash, Tickle Tickle. Nom Nom.

 

[gillywibble]

Tena Lady.