Relatives ask man to make something comical for their amusement.
Man does it.
Couple find out (and they will).
Man gets the blame.
I know, I've been there.
Not worth the future aggro.
I couldn't have put any simpler for you (or him).
Otherwise you could choose anything by The Macc Lads who have 100's of songs dedicated to slags etc.
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