Spec me some Munch

[The Dread Pirate]

I seem to have a small dilemma on the up side I have been abandoned at home for two weeks while The old goose and the old man are away however I need ideas on what to eat during that time! Please HELP or I may never post again due to death from starvation!!!

 

[Muffin`]

I may never post again due to death from starvation!!!

That you Sam?

 

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[The Dread Pirate]

That you Sam?

No I be Stev!

 

[The Dread Pirate]

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I would get take away but fundage is tight remember I have to survive two weeks and by the end of two weeks of takeaway I'd prolly rather be dead of starvation than dieing of food poisoning!!

 

[badbob]

You need to eat food. Avoid things like glass and dirt.

 

[Mat]

Ahhh, self sufficiency, cant beat it.

Give youself a budget.
Get to the local supermarket and look for things you would like to eat.
Buy them.
Learn how to make / cook them.
Eat them.

There isnt really anything else I can say, I dont know you, dont know what you do / dont like, dont know how competent in the kitchen you are etc.

Learn to stand on those two feet of yours.

 

[Nexus]

Do you need someone to come around and wipe your arse as well?

 

[Lysander]

 

[The Dread Pirate]

lol I need Ideas for cheap relativly tasty and non-poisonous munch Jus keep it simple!

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Do you need someone to come around and wipe your arse as well?

Yeah that would be nice u offering?

 

[bloodiedathame]

Eat yourself.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Eat yourself.

Like your thinking but that would also result in death wouldn't it

 

[Wyrdo]

pot noodles, beans on toast, toasties

 

[G-MAN2004]

You need help with the rest of your life as well?

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Finally a sensible answer

 

[Duke]

Dominoes is your friend.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

You need help with the rest of your life as well?

Nah the rest of my life be sorted I just have no idea how to cook! Nice of you to offer though!

 

[FrannoBaz]

Buy a dog from a charity or something.... Skin it, and then Fry

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Dominoes is your friend.

Only on rare occasions when I be smashed and won't taste the rotten crap it's made from!