Spec me some Munch

Search google for these recipes:
Stir fry
curry
bolognaise
cottage/shepherds pie
Lasagne
stew
roast dinner
sausage casserole
toad in the hole
lambs liver in a cream sauce with orange - may not be to your taste but i LOVE it.

All of them are simple and filling meals, you could even make a big batch and eat it for a few days. Just serve with veg of your choice, peas, carrots etc.
 
$qu!ff said:
Yes I do. However what makes you think I'd allow you to watch me die? :D
Click to expand...

Obviously cause you'd hope I'd pity you and send you a takeaway round just before you croak! :p

Dignity goes out the window when you're starving - you think performing monkeys are well fed? ;)
 
Buy yourself a Nigella Lawson cookbook. Not only are her recipes good, but when you can't be arsed to cook you can just stare at her boobies.

On a more serious note, buy a big chicken and roast it for 2 hours with 2 quartered lemons, 2 red onions and loadsa thyme. Good eats, and chicken sarnies for about a week afterwards too :)
 
To all of you who have been kind enough to lend a hand thank you! To all of you who have decided to take the **** carry on being children I'm just loving the originallity of all your comments
:D
 
you can tell he hasnt left home yet and is a little green.....

if my missues went on holiday for a fortnight id be packing the fridge with stella and jumpin on the phone to dominos whilst digging my porn stash from out under the sofa!






well maybe not stella... magners:D
 
jimblowscash said:
you can tell he hasnt left home yet and is a little green.....

if my missues went on holiday for a fortnight id be packing the fridge with stella and jumpin on the phone to dominos whilst digging my porn stash from out under the sofa!






well maybe not stella... magners:D
Click to expand...

I have booze, Pron & illicit substances however food is the issue! :rolleyes:
 
go to tescos, buy a rotisary chicken for arround 3 quid, a bag of frozen peas and a big bag of oven chips.
also pick up white sliced bread, a bag of mixed ready to eat salad, mao, a large beef steak tomato, slised cheese and a pack of bacon.


cook chips, boil peas, aka roast chicken meal.

with the left over chicken, toast bread, spread with mao, fry bacon and left over chicken, slice tomato and open salad, insert slice of cheese and bobs your uncle a filling club sarnie.....
 
jimblowscash said:
go to tescos, buy a rotisary chicken for arround 3 quid, a bag of frozen peas and a big bag of oven chips.
also pick up white sliced bread, a bag of mixed ready to eat salad, mao, a large beef steak tomato, slised cheese and a pack of bacon.


cook chips, boil peas, aka roast chicken meal.

with the left over chicken, toast bread, spread with mao, fry bacon and left over chicken, slice tomato and open salad, insert slice of cheese and bobs your uncle a filling club sarnie.....
Click to expand...

Good advice

another legend added to the list
 
Buy hotdog rolls, tomato sauce, French's mustard (not French mustard!) and some frankfurters (at least one supermarket near you must have them on two for one!) and survive on hotdogs for a fortnight. Yummy.

Loving the OP's responses so far, you make me laugh, but I'm not sure why :D
 
Skidmark said:
Buy hotdog rolls, tomato sauce, French's mustard (not French mustard!) and some frankfurters (at least one supermarket near you must have them on two for one!) and survive on hotdogs for a fortnight. Yummy.

Loving the OP's responses so far, you make me laugh, but I'm not sure why :D
Click to expand...

I'm a people person who does drugs ;)
 
aunt bessies giant yorkshire pudding, a packet of smash, assorted veggie's and a pack of sausages.


cook sausage, boil up warter in kettle, half a mug full of smash in a pan with a bit of butter , and pepper pour in boiling water slowly a little bit at a time or youll make it too runny, and stir like crazy... boil your veg ( once the sausage has started to fry)

place aunt bessie into the oven for 5 mins on 200 deg

once cooked and crispy, place sausage in the bottom, veg on top of sausage, gravy ( ir not if you dont want it, about 1 desert spoon of granuels to a mug full of boiling water ) then cover in smash

eat!
 
also my fave with the aunt bessies is to get a pack of frozen sliced beef in gravy and use that as opposed to saussage, 8 mins in the micro and its cooked, three packets for £2 in tesco!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom