Haha, although I did ask for the pussy magnet in the OP it seems people have taken it that that's my only concern
Although less in this country than in developing nations, a car is a status symbol. I'm sick of my Clio which just says "well done, you have a car". So as well as a pussy magnet, it just generally needs to say something more, ie turning up to my uni reunion a year after I graduated in a Jag says much more than turning up in a Clio/Corsa/Focus/etc like everyone else.
Sounds shallow, but I have no clue how cars work as long as it gets me to A to B, is fun to drive and has some power when needed, so really comfort/looks is all that's left!
Cheers for everyone's suggestions