Speedbump @ about 40mph

How high are the ones near you off the road? Ones near my flat are a nightmare, they must have caused some hefty garage bills in their time. Plenty of scraping evident on them.
Hard to say exactly bud, they're far from a comfortable height. Used to really hurt going over them with a set of coilies.
 
gf drove my car the other week. id had beers so just left her to it. two attempts to ground my car deep into the tarmac i had to say something

ally sump on mine, but i think the bell housing would take the hit first
 
Drove the thing a bit this midday and it seems fine, i guess he must have really been doing under 30 as he did say he braked hard, or hes really lucky. The civic had to be towed off and the fellow who owns it told my cousin it looks like the cv joints are busted + front pax wheel alloy bent, god knows what else.

I actually made him tell my uncle about it as he'd likely want it booked it for a look over. Hes also lost use of the car until he grows up and won't have use of his own car (Clio 197) as its technically his dads too as he financed it though my cousin is the keeper and policy holder, keys are in my posession and he dosen't know it, so its the bus for junior until further notice (hes 19 so it might take a while). Lucky it was a quiet residental that late in the night where people actually knew the drivers involved, so no BiB involved.
 
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Damaged tyres.
Bent/broken wheels.
Play in the joints in the suspension bushes and ball joints.
Same for the steering.
Same for the ARB and droplinks.
Bent wishbones.
Damaged subframe.
Damaged springs.
Damaged dampers.

There's a lot than you can break.

PLUS THE BLOODY SPEED LIMIT - NEWARK!!!

khushy
 
No, these are the worst.
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They can be quite harsh those ones.

I saw some really strange ones in Redcar - square in shape, smaller than those in the picture, but with flat edges so they come up to a sharp point. You can easily straddle them fine (which kinda defeats the object of them in the first place) but they scraped my exhaust from front to back... wasn't a pretty noise. :(
 
No, these are the worst.
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They seem to be specifically designed to smash my aluminium sump.

Unless they're quite small I have to wait for traffic coming the other way to pass and mount both at once to get clearance.

I have been aggressively tail-gated and overtaken in these areas. EPIC objective defying.

Bashed my sump a couple of times on these when I have a 145 Cloverleaf, really low sump on the TS can be a real pain!
 
I think the op is actually talking about one of these speed bumps, I used Google Maps to actually show one outside a school near my house, it's quite nasty, you wouldn't want to hit it at speed ...there is actually a similar but higher one further down the same road.

Fixed.
 
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Closest i can find near me, its even nastier than this and this is even nastier than it looks. See theres even another beemer ready to launch over it :D


Edit: it just dawned on me the roads here look like it was in a 3rd world country :(
 
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Why the hell was he racing in the 330D Estate when he has is own 197 :confused: Not that it would have been a clever idea in either.

Probably just as well as he'd have done a lot more damage to it.
 
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Why the hell was he racing in the 330D when he has is own 197 :confused:

Probably just as well as he'd probably have done a lot more damage to it.

He borrowed it apparently to move some mates stuff from a flat, then got up to no good on his way home. Hes an ok kid, just full of teenage hormones and a bit dumb at times.
 
He borrowed it apparently to move some mates stuff from a flat, then got up to no good on his way home. Hes an ok kid, just full of teenage hormones and a bit dumb at times.

Ok kid? Sounds like a complete prat, is lucky enough to be loaned a car like that and then trashes it racing around residential streets.

He doesnt deserve to be on the road.
 
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Not been to many other countries if you think those roads make it look like a 3rd world country...

Many caribbean islands, Canada, Texas, New york, Detroit, Guyana (South America) Spain, France and Belgium this last decade ;)

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Ok kid? Sounds like a complete prat, is lucky enough to be loaned a car like that and then trashes it racing around residential streets.

He doesnt deserve to be on the road.


I agree about his driving, however hes actually a kind person whos generally and always was well behaved.
 
How kind of him to cause considerable damage to somebody elses £20,000 car :confused:

If thats what is considered well behaved and kind I'd hate to see your idea of a 'bit of a wideboy' :D
 
To be fair they look ok compared to the roads in some of the places I have been, Tanzania, Burma (Myanmar) ...Laos and much of Thailand. But compared to places like Germany, a lot of the Dutch roads, France, the bits of the USA I have been to ...not so good at all. Belgium and Ireland have worse roads than us though, driving over the border from the Netherlands into Belgium is interesting, the Dutch roads are ok, reasonable quality and reasonably well maintained on the whole, the roads in Belgium are like driving onto a tank proving ground.
 
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