Spiders in the shed!

[MaxP779]

Not a parody of ants in the garden i swear

Theres some huge spiders in my shed, i saw two there could be more, how do i kill these things? They were too fast for the spider catcher and they terrify me so i don't wanna go near them. Any kind of permanent or semi permanent solution to this? Trap? Poison? Gas? Would RAID fly killer do it?

I hate going to get the lawnmower out and having to slowly and cautiously move into the shed looking up to make sure one dosent drop on my head or something

 

[Maccapacca]

Grow a pair

Sheds are for spiders

 

[CaNsA]

Spiders FTFW.

A huge bruiser of a spider has just moved into my front room.
It has built a web that spans 2ft across the corner.

I'll let him stay.
With the back door being open all day we got stupid flies.

Hopefully Theodore's web will catch them

 

[Marine Iguana]

Theres some huge spiders in my shed, i saw two there could be more, how do i kill these things? They were too fast for the spider catcher and they terrify me so i don't wanna go near them. Any kind of permanent or semi permanent solution to this? Trap? Poison? Gas? Would RAID fly killer do it?

Pansy.

 

[Minstadave]

Ask your husband to go in the shed for you.

 

[d_brennen]

Grow a pair

Sheds are for spiders

This

Pansy.

This

Ask your husband to go in the shed for you.

And this.

Maybe this

 

[MaxP779]

Im fine with flies, spider needs to die though.

 

[bitslice]

How did this thread get moved in here, this should be in the "what twigs shall I put in my vase" sub forum.

 

[Yaayuh!]

If you have spiders then you're unlikely to have bee or wasp hives.

Which would you prefer?

 

[div0]

You need to show him who's boss by marking your territory with urine. Otherwise next time you're in the shed, he'll just exert his superior masculinity.

 

[Nightglow]

If you have spiders then you're unlikely to have bee or wasp hives.

Which would you prefer?

Exactly.

I have some large ones, very large, in my workshop, there is another one living in the gas box, also have a large one living behind the tv, you see Marmaduke scuttling across the carpet some evenings.

They don't do any harm, leave them in peace.

 

[The_Baron]

They're fine. I did feel a bit bad when I finally killed the one living behind my wing mirror after 3 years of it taunting me!

 

[JoeF1]

Ask your husband to go in the shed for you.

This got me..

 

[Linkex]

The mods need an option to move threads to mumsnet

 

[MaxP779]

lol @ the responses

If you have spiders then you're unlikely to have bee or wasp hives.

Which would you prefer?

Ho humm.... i quite like bees, not so much wasps. And i dont know how i would feel with a hive of either in the shed =/ Swings and roundabouts i guess.

 

[4T5]

Just keep in mind that one of them may bite you & turn you in to Spiderman & you'll be fine.

 

[LOAM]

Leave them to grow so large they can operate the lawn mower, then relax with a nice cold beer

 

[Haggisman]

Ask your husband to go in the shed for you.

I wish I could think of something to top this. Unfortunately, I'm out. Well played Minstadave, well played.

 

[james_2k]

hand in your man cards.

spiders are great

 

[Kimi]

Ask them nicely and they might move out