Spiders in the shed!

Nursery rhyme says if you put a bird inside it will eat the spiders

if you can't get the bird out then you will need a cat and so forth
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat...
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
She's dead, of course.
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I spiderproofed my shed with silicone :cool:. Still get the odd one every now and again, but noting like my old shed.

I dont mind spiders, just hate the webs and dead flies all over the place.
 
The single best thing for eradicating anything from your garage under the size of a hammer is a garden litter blower. You pretty much end up firing a rectangular cuboid block of air and crap out of the open end of the garage if you stand at the other end and let rip. Awesome fun, but wear goggles and make sure everything you don't want to fire up the driveway/into the garden is nailed down. :D
 
Mark A said:
I spiderproofed my shed with silicone :cool:. Still get the odd one every now and again, but noting like my old shed.

I dont mind spiders, just hate the webs and dead flies all over the place.
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my parents had a largish wooden shed in the garden which used to house the cages for my guinea pig and my sisters rabbit when we were kids

they kept it after the rabbits etc died and never used the shed for anything so it went around 15-20 years without anyone going in there :D

it was completely full of spider webs like it was some kind of zoo exhibit by time they paid someone to smash it in and get rid of the shed
 
Don't kill them - spiders are ace. They won't fall on your head. When you go blundering about in there, they will hide up in the nooks and crannies and generally stay out of your way. Job done.
 
d_brennen said:
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So want this
 
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