Splitting Up with Misses

Pumpkinstew · 2 Aug 2007 at 15:08

KaHn said:
I gave it stars

Glad I'm not the only insensitive git here.

Athlon tom, I suggest you get some workmates to put on balaclavas, take some shaky phone pics and then blame it all on terrorists.
It's the only way out of this.

AthlonTom · 2 Aug 2007 at 15:09

[TW]Fox said:
Snip

I think she may be clutching at straws, but I think she'd do it, though it won't stop us splitting up.

She knows exactly how to push my butons though. Camera's/Music/Cars.

z0mbi3 · 2 Aug 2007 at 15:09

Slightly off / side topic but what happened to the drunk promiscuous gay guy thread?

iCraig · 2 Aug 2007 at 15:09

Hmm, I know the best way to defuse this.

Tell her if she harms your records, you'll break the cease fire on having sex with her Mum.

stickroad · 2 Aug 2007 at 15:10

z0mbi3 said:
She knows exactly what it's about though. Hence the threats.

I belive now she does, she would have had to figure it out her sel though right?

Tom did you actually text her saying what this is all about?

Excuse me from not reading threw 7 pages.

converse_uprise · 2 Aug 2007 at 15:11

[TW]Fox said:
I'm probably way off here but...

and then a text saying..

Just twinged my BS sensor a tad... I'm sure its legitimate but it just seems odd that she'd basically say 'Stay with me or I will destroy your stuff, you ****'. Becuase that doesnt seem like a very clever thing to say.

One minute you are on OcUK telling us about your beloved records then... shock.. she threatens the records.

Unless she's reading this forum. In which case. 10 stars, not 5.

Not really. One way to hurt someone in return is to destroy/damage their prized poessions. Therefore, if you dump me fox, i'm going to key your car.

Teledude · 2 Aug 2007 at 15:11

iCraig said:
Hmm, I know the best way to defuse this.

Tell her if she harms your records, you'll break the cease fire on having sex with her Mum.

4tw

MookJong · 2 Aug 2007 at 15:12

Txt her the link to this thread and...err we will all try and calm her down

V4NT0M · 2 Aug 2007 at 15:13

MookJong said:
Txt her the link to this thread and...err we will all try and calm her down

Please don't, I'd like to keep my valuables out of this.

z0mbi3 · 2 Aug 2007 at 15:14

This thread needs video and a number for text voting.

edit:

MookJong said:
Txt her the link to this thread and...err we will all try and calm her down

Actually that would be an amazing conclusion to this thread from an edutainment point of view. It would also keep her from texting the OP for the next hour as she reads through it.

deuse · 2 Aug 2007 at 15:16

iCraig said:
Hmm, I know the best way to defuse this.

Tell her if she harms your records, you'll break the cease fire on having sex with her Mum.

sorry dude but you was told to do it face to face.
and anything she does to get back at you,you deserve it tbh

but i still say you got worse to come,she will now make sure she sees you
and thats not a good thing..

stuppy · 2 Aug 2007 at 15:17

Well - it does just go to prove my point that women are indeed all mentally unstable and should be avoided at all costs reletionship wise.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 2 Aug 2007 at 15:20

Are you about to tell me you just want to be friends? If you are you can kiss those stupid records goodbye. *******.

How wonderfully predictable.

[TW]Fox · 2 Aug 2007 at 15:22

Easy way out:

She has said you can kiss the records goodbye. Take her up on this, travel up, and kiss the records goodbye but just before destruction, knock her out with a keyboard.

Scoop records, and run.

willd58 · 2 Aug 2007 at 15:22

If she breaks all your things can you not then sue her? I mean, yea you'll be temporarily out of pocket with legal fee's, but youve got her admitting to it via text!

If not, pretend everything is fine, get back there and take all your stuff, then dump the crazy *female dog*.

platypus · 2 Aug 2007 at 15:23

AthlonTom said:
last text recieved;

If she touches those records I'm going to kill her. I've not replied.

Just let her know if anything happens to the records, or anything else that belongs to you, you will be pressing charges for criminal damage. It's a perfectly reasonable thing to do.

If you had a disagreement or argument with someone and they damaged your stuff, it's illegal. Adding the context of breaking up a relationship does not make it ok.

stickroad · 2 Aug 2007 at 15:24

willd58 said:
If she breaks all your things can you not then sue her? I mean, yea you'll be temporarily out of pocket with legal fee's, but youve got her admitting to it via text!

If not, pretend everything is fine, get back there and take all your stuff, then dump the crazy *female dog*.

lol theirs no need to go into all that. Anyway im pretty sure the law wont be intrested in this at all.

stuppy · 2 Aug 2007 at 15:25

platypus said:
Adding the context of breaking up a relationship does not make it ok.

I beg to differ Sir

platypus · 2 Aug 2007 at 15:25

stickroad said:
lol theirs no need to go into all that. Anyway im pretty sure the law wont be intrested in this at all.

They won't be interested in a petty breakup, but if she causes several thousands of pounds worth of damage, he can at least claim it back through the courts.

The real problem is the music collection. If its anything like my collection, which is heavily insured, it's irreplaceable. Nothing could replace some of the records I have.

stuppy said:
I beg to differ Sir

Why would that be?

fastwunz · 2 Aug 2007 at 15:27

platypus said:
They won't be interested in a petty breakup, but if she causes several thousands of pounds worth of damage, he can at least claim it back through the courts.

The real problem is the music collection. If its anything like my collection, which is heavily insured, it's irreplaceable. Nothing could replace some of the records I have.

Why would that be?

As the fabulous Billy Piper once said 'becasue we want to, oh yes, becasue we want to'